REPORT CARD
MUSINGS FROM THE "IN" CROWD
"OMG! THAT WAS A GREAT MOVIE!"
"I WAS SAD THAT IT WAS SO SHORT - I was so into it I didn't realize that 19 minutes already went by, there has to be a part 2!"
"THIS SHIT IS MAGIC! I FUCKING LOVED IT!"
Stacia Tucker, from a small tiny ass town called Paris, Texas
"One of the best indie films ever!"
Saul "Moose" Ramos, horror fan, "not easily impressed"
"I loved the film. Everything was perfect! Actors, writing, style, filming. Great concept. I'd honestly like to see more of their adventures if possible!"
Jeff Jones Jr., a dabbler of various arts
"WOW, I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!"
Tavyn Lovitt, Atlanta Track Club Elite runner
"This has to be one of the greatest and most creative horror/comedy short films I have seen in years."
"A MUST WATCH."
Will from Canada, eh?
"IN A WORLD OF SEQUELS AND REMAKES, THIS IS A TRULY UNIQUE PROJECT THAT NEEDS TO GET MADE."
RJ De Leon Vega, kickass Artist / Character Designer / player of guitar / Death To Sänity Inc.
"Holy hell! The short is funny as hell! I love it!"
Dena Arnote, seamstress/artist had her three kids 6 years apart - 666
"OMG! This was amazing and I loved it!
I was bummed when the film ended, so I watched it again... I wanted to see more!
All the subtle details and reactions are hilarious and timed beautifully!
I want to see a full length feature of "Lunch Ladies" soon!"
Octavian Hallow, The Monster Channel
"THE SHORT WAS FUCKING GREAT ... one of the most playful films to feature someone getting hacked to pieces... a gross yet heartwarming story."
Ned Daniels, Teen Movie Critic Who Knows What's Up
"SO FUNNY, LOVED IT!"
"I love Horror Comedies and absolutely love the whole look and feel of this flick, it was bloody awesome!"
"The movie was absolutely fantastic. Gold."
Donovan Ortiz, concerned: "I have a Jack Sparrow tattoo on my arm and a Jack Sparrow poster on my wall.
Will I become those Lunch Ladies one day?"
"The directing was phenomenal, the storyline was great, the acting was great, the music was awesome."
Josh Mike, Artist, Certified Chef, & Horror Fan
"THIS WAS FUCKIN' BRILLIANT.
Send this to Netflix or something similar. Would be mint to see this in a series."
Craig Mills, Brit with Wit
"If there's an ear in your pie don't fuckin' try"
"Holy cow, I absolutely loved it! I want more!
I think there's a large audience who would definitely eat this up (pun intended) as a feature."
Paul Tucker, Writer, Director, and *Occasional Lord of the Dance
"Oh my god! How awesome is this short!?
An A in my book. Great work!"
Actor, Filmmaker, Too much Talent from Puerto Rico
"I LOVED LUNCH LADIES!!!! It was so funny to hear how much they love "The Depper" and just the whole feel of the film was hilarious!"
"Love it! The two central characters are brilliant - fantastic work!"
Ross Baxter, Derby, UK author of westerns, sci-fi and horror INCLUDING Tales of Krampus!
"Lunch Ladies was the greatest film - I liked everything, the script, how entertaining it was, its characters and the music was perfectly created for the movie."
John Spaziale, Johnny Depp Impersonator
"Holy Shit! That was funny! I loved it!
Lunch Ladies forever!"
Patrick, horror fan, Metal Head
"It was awesome!
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE FEATURE FILM."
Kamryn Beehee, photographer hanging in Austin
"Delightfully campy sprinkled with bloody guts! I loved this short and would totally hang out
with the Lunch Ladies! Of course I probably won’t dine on their cooking ...."
Suzanne Falk, Painter who Meow Meow loves cats
"Brilliant! I'll do whatever it takes to help get a feature film made. I'll get to wherever you film it, and do anything to help.
Pour coffee, sell t- shirts, make cheerleader pies!"
Denise Barker, Devoted Melvin High Alum
"AMAZING!!! BRILLIANT loved it so much, left me wanting more and asking why, why, why, isn't this longer, a full film... felt like I was just dumped out of a relationship I wanted to last...
why did it end? Was it something I said?
Van from Tulsa
"You have not lived until you see Lunch Ladies, even improved my sex life."
Wane Clingman