Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Lunch Ladies to Screen on The Monster Channel – Tell Hosts: “Suck It Up.”
Just in! The Lunch Ladies will be screening on The Monster Channel! Geez who cares?! Do these women ever let up with the flipping...
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Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 12
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies and A Very Important Film Are the Newest “Playas” in the FilmCrib
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have rapped to anyone that will listen that they are now the newest players er… “playas” to the recently...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 4
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Hustle Station 6 Screening – A Very Important Film Disgusted
The Lunch Ladies have hustled a screening on independent channel, Station 6 after bribing the owner with “tasty sausage links.” Clarissa...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- May 24
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Use Pot Pie Rocket Launcher To Screen On ALTER
Breaking Newz! The Lunch Ladies have used a DIY pot pie rocket launcher on ALTER headquarters to secure a coveted spot on the horror...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Apr 14
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Descend On Bend Again - Confused Oregonians: “We Thought We Got Rid Of Them”
In not so shocking news... The Lunch Ladies have pushed themselves on unsuspecting viewers, this time by descending on Bend Film Fest to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Feb 23
- 2 min
“Selfless” Lunch Ladies to Screen at Joedance's "Rock The Cemetery" - Donate "Beyond Meat" Pot Pies
News sources across the dark web are reporting that the Lunch Ladies have turned over a new leaf after announcing they were “selflessly”...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jan 25
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Shamelessly Photobomb Voorhees’ Film - 13 Fanboy
The Lunch Ladies are at it again! This time, they’ve gone above and beyond by shamelessly photobombing Deborah Voorhees’ new film, 13...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Dec 1, 2021
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Skip School To Chill In Bali For Minikino Film Fest
BREAKING NEWZ! Underground sources have confirmed the Lunch Ladies skipped school to hang out in Bali, eat steamed fish in banana leaves,...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Nov 29, 2021
- 2 min
Be Important! Go See A Very Important Film Now On VidaFair!
In an incredibly subversive important filmmaker move, the filmmakers of A Very Important Film (formerly embarrassed filmmakers of Lunch...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 25, 2021
- 2 min
"How Did THEY Get on Curia?!" Lunch Ladies Deny Accusations of Tampering
"Liars!" "Cheaters!" "Tamperer-s!" These are just a few choice examples of the outrage being heard around the world after the shocking...