Awards

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Nov 3, 2022
1 min

Great Canadian Horror Fest Awards J.M. Logan Best Director – Lunch Ladies Say “Whoop-te-do”

Breaking newz! J.M. Logan, has won best director for Lunch Ladies at the Great Canadian Horror Fest, but the despicable Lunch Ladies have...

PBS - Lunch Ladies Go High-Brow With Flickers Rhode Island Film Fest

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Jan 5, 2021
2 min

PBS - Lunch Ladies Go High-Brow With Flickers Rhode Island Film Fest

Causing major dissent in top hoity-toity circles around the world, the low-brow Lunch Ladies have gone high-brow to screen on Rhode...

In Spirit Of Brando, Very Important Filmmaker Boycotts Mockfest Award Show After Lunch Ladies WINS

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Dec 12, 2020
2 min

In Spirit Of Brando, Very Important Filmmaker Boycotts Mockfest Award Show After Lunch Ladies WINS

Breaking Story! Lunch Ladies has just WON Best of Mockfest! For many filmmakers this would be thrilling news akin to winning an Oscar,...

Lunch Ladies Mockfest Nomination - A Very Important Filmmaker Responds To Shocking News - "WTF"

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Dec 3, 2020
2 min

Lunch Ladies Mockfest Nomination - A Very Important Filmmaker Responds To Shocking News - "WTF"

"WTF!" This is exactly what Clarissa Jacobson, auteur* of A Very Important Film (VIF) exclaimed after learning that Mockfest Film...

Lunch Ladies To Screen Online For Best Of BoneBat - Say They Will Follow Social Distance Guidelines

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 12, 2020
2 min

Lunch Ladies To Screen Online For Best Of BoneBat - Say They Will Follow Social Distance Guidelines

JUST IN! In an uncharacteristically altruistic move, the Lunch Ladies have announced that they will follow COVID social distancing...

Fan Feels Like He Was Dumped By The Lunch Ladies Who Win At Animal Film Fest And Are Now Stuck Up

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 17, 2019
2 min

Fan Feels Like He Was Dumped By The Lunch Ladies Who Win At Animal Film Fest And Are Now Stuck Up

In an astonishing turn of events, the Lunch Ladies, former underdogs, and despised by young and old alike, have let their recent success...

Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 30, 2019
2 min

Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas

Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...

Clarissa Jacobson

May 14, 2019
2 min

Inspired by Wile E. Coyote, Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks All At Once

Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks!

Lunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 18, 2019
2 min

Lunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"

In a shocking display of bad sportsmanship, the Lunch Ladies - who were qualified for the 2019 Oscars but did not get a nom - have gone...

"VOTE FOR US PLEAZE!" Lunch Ladies Harass Folks For Votes At Gruesome Magazine

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 14, 2019
2 min

"VOTE FOR US PLEAZE!" Lunch Ladies Harass Folks For Votes At Gruesome Magazine

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been harassing folks like yourself everywhere to vote for them in Gruesome...

Lunch Ladies Win People's Choice At Greece's Anatomy Festival - Doctors Fear Greeks Going Senile

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 19, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Win People's Choice At Greece's Anatomy Festival - Doctors Fear Greeks Going Senile

Medical specialists across the world are concerned one of the oldest civilizations is going senile. Apparently, Greece's dance with...

Lunch Ladies Win Best Foreign Short At MABO Puerto Rico & Score Love From Reviewers - Haters Gripe

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 16, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Win Best Foreign Short At MABO Puerto Rico & Score Love From Reviewers - Haters Gripe

Festival de Cortometrajes de MABO awarded the Lunch Ladies this awesome handmade trophy done by a Puerto Rican artist. IN TOP NEWS TODAY:...

Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror

Clarissa Jacobson

Oct 9, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror

Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...

Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 27, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari

In a shocking display of poor judgment, the Lunch Ladies have been forced to flee Italy after stealing a Ferrari and speeding through...

Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 18, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror

Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...

Blame It On Rio! Lunch Ladies Win Best At Les Femmes And Head to Brazil's Hell De Janeiro

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 3, 2018
1 min

Blame It On Rio! Lunch Ladies Win Best At Les Femmes And Head to Brazil's Hell De Janeiro

JUST IN! News outlets across the world are blaming it on Rio after discovering that the Lunch Ladies have scored a Best Dark Comedy Jury...

Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 28, 2018
1 min

Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a double whammy this week. They won best short at HorrorHound Film Festival and...

Another Annoying Blog - Lunch Ladies Get Three Noms At Women In Horror & To Screen At HorrorQuest

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 21, 2018
2 min

Another Annoying Blog - Lunch Ladies Get Three Noms At Women In Horror & To Screen At HorrorQuest

It's time for another annoying blog with some more annoying Lunch Ladies good news! The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for Best Horror...

Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 7, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound

The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are...

Lunch Ladies Furious That Hollywood Horrorfest Awards Alicia & Ray Ho Best Production Design

Clarissa Jacobson

Jul 31, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Furious That Hollywood Horrorfest Awards Alicia & Ray Ho Best Production Design

JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are hopping mad over husband-wife team Ray & Alicia Ho winning Best Production Design this past weekend at...

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