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Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies Commission New Art - "Out of The Fire Into The Fryin' Pan"

Forever and always art aficionados, the Lunch Ladies are pleased to share their newest commissioned masterpieces for their Musée de Fan...

Clarissa Jacobson

Fan Feels Like He Was Dumped By The Lunch Ladies Who Win At Animal Film Fest And Are Now Stuck Up

In an astonishing turn of events, the Lunch Ladies, former underdogs, and despised by young and old alike, have let their recent success...

Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies Duped AGAIN By Johnny Depp Impersonator - In Denial

Back in January, the Lunch Ladies were fooled by Johnny Depp impersonator, John Spaziale who showed up at their kitchen with roses...

Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies Fall For Crazed Fan Who Impersonates Johnny Depp In Order To Hang Out With Them

In a strange twist of events, the Lunch Ladies, who pride themselves on being the biggest Johnny Depp fans in the world - having seen...

Clarissa Jacobson

Headbanger & Horror Aficionado Loves Lunch Ladies So Much He Invites Them To Rock Out At Slayer

Saul Ramos, self-proclaimed movie critic, all around badass and metalhead watches every flipping horror movie that comes down the pike;...

Clarissa Jacobson

The Night Owl Chronicles Compete With Lunch Ladies For Johnny Depp!

It's no secret there's been a bit of competition between the Lunch Ladies and the Garcia Sisters, writers of the spine tingling edge of...

Clarissa Jacobson

"I Hitchhiked 210 Miles Out of My Way to See The Lunch Ladies"

J or Jeffrey Michael Wetherington Jr. - for those in the know like the Lunch Ladies - has been hiking across this great nation all the...

Clarissa Jacobson

Evil Dick Woos The Lunch Ladies With Romantic Heartfelt Poetry

Just In! It appears that a disturbed man by the name of Evil Dick is attempting to get some hot action from the Lunch Ladies by...