<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies]]></title><description><![CDATA[Short Film - Two Burnt Out High School Lunch Ladies Do Whatever It Bloody Takes On Their Quest To Become Johnny Depp's Personal Chefs]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2026 23:27:11 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Streams on American Airlines - “Finally a Captive Audience!”]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Lunch Ladies flying high on American Airlines In a highly anticipated study which has since been discredited by scientific communities around the world, research analysts reported that the Lunch Ladies  were a “passing fad” and compared them to the Tide Pods Challenge .   That was eight years ago.   Speaking on condition of anonymity, a senior official behind the fated peer-review, lamented that that they were “blind” and that they’ve had to “eat crow.”   “Though we performed both single...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-streams-on-american-airlines-finally-a-captive-audience</link><guid isPermaLink="false">691a2cad4f3bcdf75183830e</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2025 20:03:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_218208a9f3ea4db198e96e89216fcc3d~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Very Important Film Ditches Lunch Ladies to Stream on Xumo ]]></title><description><![CDATA[It’s finally happened! A Very Important Film , the five-minute follow up to Lunch Ladies,  has ditched the deplorable duo to stream à la...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/a-very-important-film-ditches-lunch-ladies-to-stream-on-xumo</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62ce17cab08d04ce5bf1b3b1</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2025 22:54:43 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_bc9c87469ebb4678b877eb62ea1d3d41~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Box Brazil - Lunch Ladies Scam their way onto Streamer Even Though They Can’t Speak Portuguese]]></title><description><![CDATA[Brazil has finally succumbed to the Lunch Ladies . The fifth largest country in the world had avoided the nefarious duo since the...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/box-brazil-lunch-ladies-scam-their-way-onto-streamer-even-though-they-can-t-speak-portuguese</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62be576c2bd2f0bc34587c7d</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><category><![CDATA[Festivals]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2025 02:16:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_794666ecd3044651a96252434edf859a~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Now On CubeStream – “They’re a Virus We Can’t Shake”]]></title><description><![CDATA[A new streamer, CubeStream, has warned journalists around the world that they’ve been infected with the Lunch Ladies , stating:  ...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-now-on-cubestream-they-re-a-virus-we-can-t-get-rid-of</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65cd222eb675f524904a5dd4</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2024 21:11:14 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_14e5135701944a3eb37ca4f636c0524a~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Journalists “Sick of Writing about the Lunch Ladies” but Forced to with Recent Breaking News ]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Lunch Ladies continue to infuriate journalists around the world who are “sick of writing about them” but are forced to report their...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/journalists-sick-of-writing-about-the-lunch-ladies-but-forced-to-with-recent-breaking-news</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65558339a906a6ea6b2065c9</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><category><![CDATA[Screenings]]></category><category><![CDATA[Festivals]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 16 Nov 2023 03:14:25 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_77855b11a4714c28b269fb591bd8eb37~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_900,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Now Streaming on Jackalope with Other Weirdos - “Stoked” ]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Lunch Ladies have officially gone on record to state that they’re “stoked” to be streaming on Jackalope Studio after discovering that...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-now-streaming-on-jackalope-with-other-weirdos-stoked</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6451ab4f82299706ad1a6292</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 08 May 2023 18:31:13 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_501d92a5c56b41a1b62ac2605ffb6436~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies to Stream on Mexico’s Canal 22 - Arrested After Partying too Hard ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Breaking NEWZ! After being told the incredible news they would be streaming on Mexico’s Canal 22*, The Lunch Ladies partied too hard,...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-to-stream-on-mexico-s-canal-22-arrested-after-partying-too-hard</link><guid isPermaLink="false">644c763e732a882aae9cb3e2</guid><category><![CDATA[Festivals]]></category><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 05 May 2023 21:55:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_aa1b43f3ade34dcea890fee8fbffe959~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Pull a Fast One - Get the Long End of the Stick on Shortly]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Lunch Ladies are celebrating by playing hooky from school after pulling a fast one by getting the long end of the stick on streaming...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-pull-a-fast-one-get-the-long-end-of-the-stick-on-shortly</link><guid isPermaLink="false">63eae20499e3a73990b52b15</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2023 23:04:59 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_7ff1d0f0ce484f32bac0d6f07973771c~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Highly Caffeinated Lunch Ladies Return from Colombia’s BOGOSHORTS - “Totally Stimulating”]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Lunch Ladies have finally come down from ODing on Colombian coffee to talk semi-coherently about their recent trip to the BOGOSHORTS...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/highly-caffeinated-lunch-ladies-return-from-colombia-s-bogoshorts-totally-stimulating</link><guid isPermaLink="false">63ead8da4b8c65568aa55bf9</guid><category><![CDATA[Festivals]]></category><category><![CDATA[Screenings]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2023 01:04:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_f9ef25aa919d40568b870be5f53f8fba~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[“Woke” Lunch Ladies &#38; A Very Important Film – Court Millennials on Lookhu]]></title><description><![CDATA[BREAKING NEWZ! The Lunch Ladies have teamed up with A Very Important Film to stream on Lookhu to prove they’re “woke” even though they’re...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/woke-lunch-ladies-a-very-important-film-court-millennials-on-lookhu</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62c761d3befadfa864364f74</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2022 00:29:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_d4a3603aee61495483e4f2a95b6c0335~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Great Canadian Horror Fest Awards J.M. Logan Best Director – Lunch Ladies Say “Whoop-te-do”]]></title><description><![CDATA[Breaking newz! J.M. Logan , has won best director for Lunch Ladies  at the Great Canadian Horror Fest, but the despicable Lunch Ladies...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/great-canadian-horror-fest-awards-j-m-logan-best-director-lunch-ladies-say-whoop-te-do</link><guid isPermaLink="false">68c4a85f101cc9bc78add33b</guid><category><![CDATA[Festivals]]></category><category><![CDATA[Awards]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2022 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_125e91760d3841bbb91021f11f3b2815~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_700,h_703,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Now On My Movies Plus – “Two Negatives Equals A Positive” ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies is now screening on - My Movies Plus - after convincing the bewildered streamer that having two murdering Lunch Ladies with...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-now-on-my-movies-plus-two-negatives-equals-a-positive</link><guid isPermaLink="false">630436add00469af8b476b6b</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2022 18:31:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_eadc028560b343cbb13991b69b5441a2~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Now on Filmzie, A Very Important Film Says it’s A “ Travesty”]]></title><description><![CDATA[Breaking Newz! Lunch Ladies  is now screening on Filmzie  with A Very Important Film  who has called it a travesty. It all started when...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-now-on-filmzie-a-very-important-film-says-it-s-a-travesty</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62eb29e76f383e3524fa8b29</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2022 22:05:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_60ca432ed5b949bcbfeab230fa3005e8~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Infiltrate Japan, Korea, and Indonesia – Countries Not Thrilled]]></title><description><![CDATA[In World News Today: The Lunch Ladies have infiltrated Japan, Korea, and Indonesia to stream on Samansa. All three countries are not...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-infiltrate-japan-korea-and-indonesia-countries-not-thrilled</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62abbf99fd9e765a6f71508a</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><category><![CDATA[Festivals]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2022 00:12:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_6151ef0956d24b339fa350719337558a~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Guilt Toronto into a Screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest – “Clusterf*ck”]]></title><description><![CDATA[The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have guilted Toronto into a screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest.  Programmers...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-guilt-toronto-into-a-screening-at-the-great-canadian-horror-fest-clusterf-ck</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62c6336fcab3e0d91db9e139</guid><category><![CDATA[Festivals]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2022 00:00:46 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_8d0775b5e4654202a71dffc0c9765bbd~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Stop the Presses! - WTF Book Translated into Indonesian ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Stop the presses! The book I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With It (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride)...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/stop-the-presses-wtf-book-translated-into-indonesian</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62d3287e17b6c4727c146052</guid><category><![CDATA[Cool Sh*t]]></category><category><![CDATA[Festivals]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 13 Sep 2022 03:46:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_cb6260d425c5410ab00a050955d2c1c1~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies to Screen on The Monster Channel – Tell Hosts: “Suck It Up.”]]></title><description><![CDATA[Just in! The Lunch Ladies will be screening on The Monster Channel! Geez who cares?!  Do these women ever let up with the flipping...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-to-screen-on-the-monster-channel-tell-hosts-suck-it-up</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62a1813c565f33f372196d8e</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 22:38:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_f6f97e51294f4772abacc9f570b313c2~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies and A Very Important Film Are the Newest “Playas” in the FilmCrib]]></title><description><![CDATA[JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have rapped to anyone that will listen that they are now the newest players er… “playas” to the recently...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-and-a-very-important-film-are-the-newest-playas-in-the-filmcrib</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62a93a326862a9a98c9af390</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2022 01:22:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_ebffa0332ae24358b3c67886c62373e1~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Sanctioned After Planning to Blow Up World on Nuclear Home Video ]]></title><description><![CDATA[This past week the Lunch Ladies were slapped with sanctions from the United Nations after they announced they planned to blow up the...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-sanctioned-after-planning-to-blow-up-world-on-nuclear-home-video</link><guid isPermaLink="false">68c4a6c9101cc9bc78adcffc</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2022 07:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_69aa62ad2f5347bd9f2215e1dbfc4d13~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lunch Ladies Hustle Station 6 Screening – A Very Important Film Disgusted]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Lunch Ladies have hustled a screening on independent channel, Station 6 after bribing the owner with “tasty sausage links.”  Clarissa...]]></description><link>https://www.lunchladiesmovie.com/post/lunch-ladies-hustle-station-6-screening-a-very-important-film-disgusted</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62abcea0ba9f9f4483e0a8b6</guid><category><![CDATA[Distribution]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2022 21:03:42 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a7e801_5fc7e1c84abf42e29f57c15cc3b45e61~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>Mathilda Todd McSweeney</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>