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Lunch Ladies Hairnet
Light Brown Size M
ONE for $1 - incl. shipping!
Nothing says Lunch Lady like a standard issue hairnet. Click the photo to see a close-up of Lunch Lady Seretta modeling this lovely swag!
Beautiful Bloody Bangle
By EDG Jewelry
$13 Includes Shipping!
Make your friends jealous and remind your enemies not to piss you off by owning this Beautiful Bloody Bangle! Lucky $13!
Sick T-Shirt Fan Art
By Hallie Brown
FREE!
Show your inner Lunch Lady by sending this puppy over to your local silk screener to make ya a twisted tee. Wear proudly and don't get blood on it. Download NOW!
FREE!
Tasty Lunch Ladies OFFICIAL Ear Pie Poster
A fantastic addition to any wall. Download for free and print it your damn self. Click on the photo to get a full view of how compelling it really is!
The Depper Fan Art
By Kait Samuels
FREE!
Good enough to eat, you'll love this Objet D'Depper with peas and carrots for hair and pasta for bod, he really is good enough to eat. Download like your life depends on it!
Lunch Ladies Flair
Hot Trend Of The Year
TWO For $2 - Incl. Shipping!
Enjoy being the most stylish kid at Melvin High. Wear this charming flair to the prom or to lame ass gym class - always acceptable fashion!
Cool Ass Fan Art
By Hallie Brown
FREE!
This twisted rendering of The Lunch Ladies and a Dead Cheerleader is guaranteed to delight! Hit the photo to download the poster.
Wife Beater Fan Art
By Hallie Brown
Download this beautiful silhouette of Seretta with a plunger. Guaranteed to look fantastic on any wife beater. Pit stains preferred.
FREE!
Cheerleader Fan Art
By Kait Samuels
FREE!
Download this lovely painting with relaxing hues detailing a cheerleader's last stop. Titled: Pothead. Highly suggested to use as your screensaver.
OFFICIAL Go Ferret Tee
FREE!
Download the artwork here for free - sport a ferret on your tee!
Official Melvin High PSA
FREE!
Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE FILM. You WILL drink the Kool-Aid: Go Team!
Official Melvin High PSA
By Ray & Alicia Ho
FREE!
Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film. Tell everyone the truth: No Work No Soup! Nobody gets a free ride!
Official Melvin High PSA
FREE!
Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film. This is your brain on drugs: ROBOT! Don't be a robot.
Official Melvin High PSA
FREE!
Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film. Show your Melvin High Spirit with this Soviet Era Worker.
Official Melvin High PSA
FREE!
Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film. Say No To Smoke! No one likes to wear gas masks.
Official Melvin High PSA
By Ray & Alicia Ho
FREE!
Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film. Don't be a flipping bully or the Lunch Ladies will get even.