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Welcome to the Lunch Ladies Jacked School Store!! 

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WWJD Hand Sanitizer

By Spirit & Venom

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$5.50 - $8.50 Plus Shipping!

What Would Johnny Do Hand Sanitizer by Spirit & Venom. Pick some up, ya dirty birds!  Contact them after ordering, let them know you want the WWJD Brand - BUY HERE!

Lunch Ladies Hairnet

Light Brown Size M

Lunch Ladies Hairnet

ONE for $1 - incl. shipping!

Nothing says Lunch Lady like a standard issue hairnet. Click the photo to see a close-up of Lunch Lady Seretta modeling this lovely swag!  

Lunch Is Served Pie Soap

By Spirit & Venom

Twisted Wonderland Perfumery

$9 Plus Shipping!

Own the same soap the Lunch Ladies asked The Depper to scrub them down with.   Handmade by Spirit & Venom.  Unlike the original, this baby is vegan. 

BUY HERE!

FREE!

Tasty Lunch Ladies OFFICIAL Ear Pie Poster

Lunch Ladies Ear Pie Poster

A fantastic addition to any wall.  Download for free and print it your damn self.  Click on the photo to get a full view of how compelling it really is!

Sick T-Shirt Fan Art 

By Hallie Brown

Lunch Ladies Fan Art

FREE!

Show your inner Lunch Lady by sending this puppy over to your local silk screener to make ya a twisted tee.  Wear proudly and don't get blood on it. Download NOW!

Melvin High Stolen Pencils

Go Ferrets!

Lunch Ladies Pencils

TWO for $2 - incl. shipping!

Be a part of a felony!  The Lunch Ladies stole these scribblers right out from under Principal Grossfetig's nose. Click the photo for a detailed picture of this amazing steal.

Cool Ass Fan Art

By Hallie Brown

Lunch Ladies Fan Art

FREE!

This twisted rendering of The Lunch Ladies and a Dead Cheerleader is guaranteed to delight!  Hit the photo to download the poster.

The Depper Fan Art

By Kait Samuels

Johnny Depp Fan Art

FREE!

Good enough to eat, you'll love this Objet D'Depper with peas and carrots for hair and pasta for bod, he really is good enough to eat.  Download like your life depends on it!

Lunch Ladies Flair

Hot Trend Of The Year

Lunch Ladies Pins

TWO For $2 - Incl. Shipping!

Enjoy being the most stylish kid at Melvin High.  Wear this charming flair to the prom or to lame ass gym class - always acceptable fashion!

FREE!

Wife Beater Fan Art 

By Hallie Brown

Lunch Lady Fan Art

Download this beautiful silhouette of Seretta with a plunger.  Guaranteed to look fantastic on any wife beater.  Pit stains preferred.

Cheerleader Fan Art

By Kait Samuels

Lunch Ladies Fan Art

FREE!

Download this lovely painting with relaxing hues detailing a cheerleader's last stop.  Titled: Pothead.  Highly suggested to use as your screensaver.

Official Melvin High PSA

By Ray & Alicia Ho

No Work No Soup Poster

FREE!

Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film.  Tell everyone the truth:  No Work No Soup! Nobody gets a free ride!

Official Melvin High PSA

By Ray & Alicia Ho

Don't Do Drugs Poster

FREE!

Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film.  This is your brain on drugs:  ROBOT!  Don't be a robot.

Official Melvin High PSA

By Ray & Alicia Ho

Go Team Spirit Poster

FREE!

Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film.  Show your Melvin High Spirit with this Soviet Era Worker.

Official Melvin High PSA

By Ray & Alicia Ho

No To Smoke Poster

FREE!

Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film.  Say No To Smoke!  No one likes to wear gas masks.

Official Melvin High PSA

By Ray & Alicia Ho

Go Team!  Poster

FREE!

Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE FILM. You WILL drink the Kool-Aid:  Go Team!

Official Melvin High PSA

By Ray & Alicia Ho

Don't Be A Bully Poster

FREE!

Download this very important inspirational eastern block poster seen IN THE Film.  Don't be a flipping bully or the Lunch Ladies will get even.

Beautiful Bloody Bangle

By EDG Jewelry

EDG Jewelry

$13 Includes Shipping!

Make your friends jealous and remind your enemies not to piss you off by owning this Beautiful Bloody Bangle!  Lucky $13!

CONTACT HERE TO BUY!

OFFICIAL Go Ferret Tee 

By Ray & Alicia Ho

Ferret tee

FREE!

Download the artwork here for free - sport a ferret on your tee!

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