Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Lunch Ladies to Stream on Mexico’s Canal 22 - Arrested After Partying too Hard
Breaking NEWZ! After being told the incredible news they would be streaming on Mexico’s Canal 22*, The Lunch Ladies partied too hard,...
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Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Feb 14
- 2 min
Highly Caffeinated Lunch Ladies Return from Colombia’s BOGOSHORTS - “Totally Stimulating”
The Lunch Ladies have finally come down from ODing on Colombian coffee to talk semi-coherently about their recent trip to the BOGOSHORTS...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Nov 3, 2022
- 1 min
Great Canadian Horror Fest Awards J.M. Logan Best Director – Lunch Ladies Say “Whoop-te-do”
Breaking newz! J.M. Logan, has won best director for Lunch Ladies at the Great Canadian Horror Fest, but the despicable Lunch Ladies have...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 4, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Infiltrate Japan, Korea, and Indonesia – Countries Not Thrilled
In World News Today: The Lunch Ladies have infiltrated Japan, Korea, and Indonesia to stream on Samansa. All three countries are not...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Sep 15, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Guilt Toronto into a Screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest – “Clusterf*ck”
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have guilted Toronto into a screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest. Programmers...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Sep 13, 2022
- 2 min
Stop the Presses! - WTF Book Translated into Indonesian
Stop the presses! The book I Made A Short Film Now WTF Do I Do With (a guide to film festivals, promotion, and surviving the ride) penned...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Apr 14, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Descend On Bend Again - Confused Oregonians: “We Thought We Got Rid Of Them”
In not so shocking news... The Lunch Ladies have pushed themselves on unsuspecting viewers, this time by descending on Bend Film Fest to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Feb 23, 2022
- 2 min
“Selfless” Lunch Ladies to Screen at Joedance's "Rock The Cemetery" - Donate "Beyond Meat" Pot Pies
News sources across the dark web are reporting that the Lunch Ladies have turned over a new leaf after announcing they were “selflessly”...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Dec 1, 2021
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Skip School To Chill In Bali For Minikino Film Fest
BREAKING NEWZ! Underground sources have confirmed the Lunch Ladies skipped school to hang out in Bali, eat steamed fish in banana leaves,...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Sep 22, 2021
- 1 min
A VERY IMPORTANT FILM Announces Intl’ Premiere at 20minmax - Lunch Ladies To Rain On Their Parade
Just when you’ve thanked Satan for the hundredth time that you haven’t had to hear about the Lunch Ladies, they’re back to drag you to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jan 5, 2021
- 2 min
PBS - Lunch Ladies Go High-Brow With Flickers Rhode Island Film Fest
Causing major dissent in top hoity-toity circles around the world, the low-brow Lunch Ladies have gone high-brow to screen on Rhode...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Dec 12, 2020
- 2 min
In Spirit Of Brando, Very Important Filmmaker Boycotts Mockfest Award Show After Lunch Ladies WINS
Breaking Story! Lunch Ladies has just WON Best of Mockfest! For many filmmakers this would be thrilling news akin to winning an Oscar,...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Dec 3, 2020
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Mockfest Nomination - A Very Important Filmmaker Responds To Shocking News - "WTF"
"WTF!" This is exactly what Clarissa Jacobson, auteur* of A Very Important Film (VIF) exclaimed after learning that Mockfest Film...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Dec 2, 2020
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Make A Mockery Out Of Mockfest By Tagging Along With A Very Important Film
IN TOP NEWS TODAY: The Lunch Ladies are once again acting like a*sholes by making a mockery out of Hollywood's Mockfest Film Festival. It...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 30, 2020
- 2 min
SKOL! Lunch Ladies Enlist Help Of Trolls To Secure Norwegian Premiere At Ramaskrik Fest
Dagens Næringsliv has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have strong-armed their way into Norway for the Ramaskrik Film Festival after...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Apr 12, 2020
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies To Screen Online For Best Of BoneBat - Say They Will Follow Social Distance Guidelines
JUST IN! In an uncharacteristically altruistic move, the Lunch Ladies have announced that they will follow COVID social distancing...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Feb 10, 2020
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest
Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jan 9, 2020
- 1 min
WTF Book Talk At Clermont-Ferrand Film Festival - Lunch Ladies Demand Front Row Seats And Swag Bags
The Lunch Ladies are demanding front row seats and swag bags after learning that their writer/producer, Clarissa Jacobson, will be...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 17, 2019
- 2 min
Fan Feels Like He Was Dumped By The Lunch Ladies Who Win At Animal Film Fest And Are Now Stuck Up
In an astonishing turn of events, the Lunch Ladies, former underdogs, and despised by young and old alike, have let their recent success...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 4, 2019
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film
Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...
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