Screenings

Journalists “Sick of Writing about the Lunch Ladies” but Forced to with Recent Breaking News

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Nov 15, 2023
1 min

Journalists “Sick of Writing about the Lunch Ladies” but Forced to with Recent Breaking News

The Lunch Ladies continue to infuriate journalists around the world who are “sick of writing about them” but are forced to report their...

Highly Caffeinated Lunch Ladies Return from Colombia’s BOGOSHORTS - “Totally Stimulating”

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Feb 13, 2023
2 min

Highly Caffeinated Lunch Ladies Return from Colombia’s BOGOSHORTS - “Totally Stimulating”

The Lunch Ladies have finally come down from ODing on Colombian coffee to talk semi-coherently about their recent trip to the BOGOSHORTS...

Lunch Ladies Skip School To Chill In Bali For Minikino Film Fest

Mathilda Todd McSweeney

Dec 1, 2021
2 min

Lunch Ladies Skip School To Chill In Bali For Minikino Film Fest

BREAKING NEWZ! Underground sources have confirmed the Lunch Ladies skipped school to hang out in Bali, eat steamed fish in banana leaves,...

SKOL! Lunch Ladies Enlist Help Of Trolls To Secure Norwegian Premiere At Ramaskrik Fest

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 30, 2020
2 min

SKOL! Lunch Ladies Enlist Help Of Trolls To Secure Norwegian Premiere At Ramaskrik Fest

Dagens Næringsliv has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have strong-armed their way into Norway for the Ramaskrik Film Festival after...

Lunch Ladies To Screen Online For Best Of BoneBat - Say They Will Follow Social Distance Guidelines

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 12, 2020
2 min

Lunch Ladies To Screen Online For Best Of BoneBat - Say They Will Follow Social Distance Guidelines

JUST IN! In an uncharacteristically altruistic move, the Lunch Ladies have announced that they will follow COVID social distancing...

Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 10, 2020
1 min

Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest

Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...

Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman

Clarissa Jacobson

Nov 4, 2019
1 min

Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman

JUST IN! Audiences around the world are horrified after learning the Lunch Ladies have continued their quest for global domination by...

Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film

Clarissa Jacobson

Sep 4, 2019
2 min

Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film

Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...

Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 29, 2019
2 min

Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas

Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...

Inspired by Wile E. Coyote, Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks All At Once

Clarissa Jacobson

May 14, 2019
2 min

Inspired by Wile E. Coyote, Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks All At Once

Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks!

Lunch Ladies To Hitchhike To Days Of The Dead In Indiana After Buick "Mysteriously" Breaks Down

Clarissa Jacobson

Jun 19, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies To Hitchhike To Days Of The Dead In Indiana After Buick "Mysteriously" Breaks Down

JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have put on their walking shoes and will be hitchhiking several thousand miles to Indianapolis to screen with...

Lunch Ladies Get Film Coterie To Screen Them At Marcon Convention After Offering Gift Of Pot Pie

Clarissa Jacobson

May 2, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Get Film Coterie To Screen Them At Marcon Convention After Offering Gift Of Pot Pie

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored another screening; this time at Marcon Multiple Alternative Realities...

Lunch Ladies To Screen At Space Jam Multimedia Fest After Cutting A Deal With Satan

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 13, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies To Screen At Space Jam Multimedia Fest After Cutting A Deal With Satan

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies will be screening at the inaugural Space Jam Multimedia Fest with a bevy of awesome...

Lunch Ladies To Screen At Indiana's Skyline Drive-In - Will Come In Pajamas And OD On Concessions

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 10, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies To Screen At Indiana's Skyline Drive-In - Will Come In Pajamas And OD On Concessions

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies will be screening at Indiana's Skyline Drive-In Theatre and will come in pajamas, OD on...

Lunch Ladies Laugh In The Face Of Triskaidekaphobia To Screen At Monsterpalooza On Friday The 13th

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 6, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Laugh In The Face Of Triskaidekaphobia To Screen At Monsterpalooza On Friday The 13th

Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have laughed in the face of Triskaidekaphobia after the recent news that...

Lunch Ladies Dupe Filmmakers of She Was So Pretty Into Screening With Them For The SECOND TIME

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 16, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Dupe Filmmakers of She Was So Pretty Into Screening With Them For The SECOND TIME

The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after duping filmmakers of She Was So Pretty: Be Good For Goodness Sake for a SECOND time. Said Seretta,...

EXCLUSIVE! Lunch Ladies Guilt Touching Xmas Film - She Was So Pretty - Into Screening With Them

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 1, 2017
2 min

EXCLUSIVE! Lunch Ladies Guilt Touching Xmas Film - She Was So Pretty - Into Screening With Them

The Lunch Ladies are riding high on guilting heartwarming Christmas Horror - She Was So Pretty: Be Good For Goodness Sake and warm,...

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