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Lunch Ladies Skip School To Chill In Bali For Minikino Film Fest
BREAKING NEWZ! Underground sources have confirmed the Lunch Ladies skipped school to hang out in Bali, eat steamed fish in banana leaves,...
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Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 30, 2020
- 2 min
SKOL! Lunch Ladies Enlist Help Of Trolls To Secure Norwegian Premiere At Ramaskrik Fest
Dagens Næringsliv has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have strong-armed their way into Norway for the Ramaskrik Film Festival after...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Apr 12, 2020
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies To Screen Online For Best Of BoneBat - Say They Will Follow Social Distance Guidelines
JUST IN! In an uncharacteristically altruistic move, the Lunch Ladies have announced that they will follow COVID social distancing...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Feb 10, 2020
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest
Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 4, 2019
- 1 min
Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman
JUST IN! Audiences around the world are horrified after learning the Lunch Ladies have continued their quest for global domination by...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 4, 2019
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Schmooze Their Way Onto Hellarious Blu-Ray Anthology - Piss Off A Very Important Film
Top sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies, who have been wreaking havoc for two straight years, have now pissed off A Very...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Aug 30, 2019
- 2 min
Old News! Lunch Ladies Screens On Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Show - Crew Avoids Tapas
Old News, but sh*t you need to know! The Lunch Ladies garnered a spot on Catalonia's Curtcircuit 33 TV Program and showed up to set with...
Clarissa Jacobson
- May 14, 2019
- 2 min
Inspired by Wile E. Coyote, Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks All At Once
Lunch Ladies Dump Months Of News On Unsuspecting Folks!
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jun 19, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies To Hitchhike To Days Of The Dead In Indiana After Buick "Mysteriously" Breaks Down
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have put on their walking shoes and will be hitchhiking several thousand miles to Indianapolis to screen with...
Clarissa Jacobson
- May 2, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Get Film Coterie To Screen Them At Marcon Convention After Offering Gift Of Pot Pie
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored another screening; this time at Marcon Multiple Alternative Realities...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Apr 13, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies To Screen At Space Jam Multimedia Fest After Cutting A Deal With Satan
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies will be screening at the inaugural Space Jam Multimedia Fest with a bevy of awesome...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Apr 10, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies To Screen At Indiana's Skyline Drive-In - Will Come In Pajamas And OD On Concessions
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies will be screening at Indiana's Skyline Drive-In Theatre and will come in pajamas, OD on...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Mar 6, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Laugh In The Face Of Triskaidekaphobia To Screen At Monsterpalooza On Friday The 13th
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have laughed in the face of Triskaidekaphobia after the recent news that...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jan 16, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Dupe Filmmakers of She Was So Pretty Into Screening With Them For The SECOND TIME
The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after duping filmmakers of She Was So Pretty: Be Good For Goodness Sake for a SECOND time. Said Seretta,...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Dec 1, 2017
- 2 min
EXCLUSIVE! Lunch Ladies Guilt Touching Xmas Film - She Was So Pretty - Into Screening With Them
The Lunch Ladies are riding high on guilting heartwarming Christmas Horror - She Was So Pretty: Be Good For Goodness Sake and warm,...
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