Lunch Ladies To Hitchhike To Days Of The Dead In Indiana After Buick "Mysteriously" Breaks Down
Updated: Jan 29, 2019
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have put on their walking shoes and will be hitchhiking several thousand miles to Indianapolis to screen with the feature film She Was So Pretty: Be Good For Goodness Sake at Days of The Dead after their Buick "mysteriously" broke down.
Apparently, an investigation is in progress and a report has been filed:
Two days ago at 6:50 am, the Lunch Ladies woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed ready for their road trip to Days of the Dead. However, when they got in their prized 1992 Buick LeSabre, it would not start. The Ladies have pointed the finger at the sick and twisted mind behind She Was So Pretty - Brooklyn Ewing.
Said Seretta, crafting her "Days of the Dead or bust!" sign out of a mildewed piece of cardboard she found in a dumpster behind Wienerschnitzel: "It'll take more than Ewing and that creepy friend of hers messing with our ride to stop us from tagging-along. Whether she likes it or not, she's stuck with us for life."
LouAnne, wrapping her feet in duct tape to prevent blisters from forming in the two thousand plus miles they must walk in the likely event no cars will pick them up, further added: "Make no mistake, we will press charges if we find out Brooklyn and her creep are the ones who filled our gas tank with Colt 45. Nevertheless, we are thrilled to be screening with those delinquentz once again!"
Lunch Ladies plays with She Was So Pretty on Saturday, June 23 at 11am in Indianapolis for the Days of The Dead Blue Track. The short film, Gwilliam will also be plagued by the Lunch Ladies' presence.
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