#Indiana

Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 28, 2018
1 min

Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a double whammy this week. They won best short at HorrorHound Film Festival and are on their way to Fargo Fantastic Fest after promising judges they will not say "You Betcha," "Yah," and other annoying over the top Midwestern speak popularized by the Cohen Brother's movie - Fargo. Said Seretta, celebrating with a relaxing seaweed foot soak in their eel-infested swamp of a backyard: "First we won at HorrorHound after so

Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 7, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound

The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are annoying people across the world by engaging in an obnoxious happy dance: Said Seretta, jitterbugging over to the fridge to grab a Colt 45 to quench her thirst from shaking a tail feather: "We can dance if we want to we can leave our friends behind, if our friends don't like it we don't care because we got noms, noms, NOMS!" LouAnne, perfect

Lunch Ladies Head To HorrorHound Weekend After Hypnotizing Programmers With A Mace And Chain

Clarissa Jacobson

Aug 2, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Head To HorrorHound Weekend After Hypnotizing Programmers With A Mace And Chain

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to the largest convention in the US - HorrorHound Weekend - after hypnotizing programmers with a mace and chain. Apparently, the fun-filled horror event which boasts a film fest, cosplay events, over 150 vendors and A+ horror talent like Bruce Campbell of The Evil Dead, Robert Englund of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Peter Weller of RoboCop, had no plans of inviting the D- Lunch Ladies. Said Seretta, hanging the mac

Lunch Ladies To Hitchhike To Days Of The Dead In Indiana After Buick "Mysteriously" Breaks Down

Clarissa Jacobson

Jun 19, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies To Hitchhike To Days Of The Dead In Indiana After Buick "Mysteriously" Breaks Down

JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have put on their walking shoes and will be hitchhiking several thousand miles to Indianapolis to screen with the feature film She Was So Pretty: Be Good For Goodness Sake at Days of The Dead after their Buick "mysteriously" broke down. Apparently, an investigation is in progress and a report has been filed: Two days ago at 6:50 am, the Lunch Ladies woke up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed ready for their road trip to Days of the Dead. However, when th

Lunch Ladies To Screen At Gen Con Fest Where They Will Cosplay As Johnny Depp Siamese Twins

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 26, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies To Screen At Gen Con Fest Where They Will Cosplay As Johnny Depp Siamese Twins

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies will be screening at Indiana's Gen Con Fest where they will cosplay as Johnny Depp Siamese Twins. Gen Con is the longest running gaming convention in the world (50 years!) and boasts over 19,000 events and costumed attendees. The Ladies love to game "we got game," but have decided to concentrate instead on dressing up as Johnny Depp Siamese Twins: Said Seretta, practicing her best Johnny Depp "hot" look: "Gaming is simply an e

Lunch Ladies To Screen At Indiana's Skyline Drive-In - Will Come In Pajamas And OD On Concessions

Clarissa Jacobson

Apr 10, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies To Screen At Indiana's Skyline Drive-In - Will Come In Pajamas And OD On Concessions

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies will be screening at Indiana's Skyline Drive-In Theatre and will come in pajamas, OD on concessions and pass out in their Buick LeSabre. Said a verklempt Seretta, dabbing at her eyes with a blood-stained handkerchief: "It's just... I'm sorry, I'm just a little choked up. It's just that seeing ourselves on the big screen while being comfortable in pajamas, stuffing our pie hole then passing out has been a lifelong dream of our

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