Mathilda Todd McSweeney
“Woke” Lunch Ladies & A Very Important Film – Court Millennials on Lookhu
BREAKING NEWZ! The Lunch Ladies have teamed up with A Very Important Film to stream on Lookhu to prove they’re “woke” even though they’re...
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Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 31, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Now On My Movies Plus – “Two Negatives Equals A Positive”
Lunch Ladies is now screening on - My Movies Plus - after convincing the bewildered streamer that having two murdering Lunch Ladies with...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 21, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Now on Filmzie, A Very Important Film Says it’s “A Travesty”
Breaking Newz! Lunch Ladies is now screening on Filmzie with A Very Important Film who has called it a travesty. It all started when VIF...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 4, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Infiltrate Japan, Korea, and Indonesia – Countries Not Thrilled
In World News Today: The Lunch Ladies have infiltrated Japan, Korea, and Indonesia to stream on Samansa. All three countries are not...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 17, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Go Gonzo for Gonella Productions
Breaking newz! Continuing their obnoxious quest for world power the Lunch Ladies have secured a new sales rep out of France – Gonella...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 29, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies to Screen on The Monster Channel – Tell Hosts: “Suck It Up.”
Just in! The Lunch Ladies will be screening on The Monster Channel! Geez who cares?! Do these women ever let up with the flipping...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 12, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies and A Very Important Film Are the Newest “Playas” in the FilmCrib
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have rapped to anyone that will listen that they are now the newest players er… “playas” to the recently...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 4, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Hustle Station 6 Screening – A Very Important Film Disgusted
The Lunch Ladies have hustled a screening on independent channel, Station 6 after bribing the owner with “tasty sausage links.” Clarissa...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- May 24, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Use Pot Pie Rocket Launcher To Screen On ALTER
Breaking Newz! The Lunch Ladies have used a DIY pot pie rocket launcher on ALTER headquarters to secure a coveted spot on the horror...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Apr 14, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Descend On Bend Again - Confused Oregonians: “We Thought We Got Rid Of Them”
In not so shocking news... The Lunch Ladies have pushed themselves on unsuspecting viewers, this time by descending on Bend Film Fest to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Nov 29, 2021
- 2 min
Be Important! Go See A Very Important Film Now On VidaFair!
In an incredibly subversive important filmmaker move, the filmmakers of A Very Important Film (formerly embarrassed filmmakers of Lunch...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 25, 2021
- 2 min
"How Did THEY Get on Curia?!" Lunch Ladies Deny Accusations of Tampering
"Liars!" "Cheaters!" "Tamperer-s!" These are just a few choice examples of the outrage being heard around the world after the shocking...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 22, 2021
- 2 min
Shot TV - Lunch Ladies Continue World Domination Goals - Send Pot Pies to Russia With Love
BREAKING NEWZ! The Lunch Ladies continue to seek world domination and are one terrifying step closer after sending pot pies to Russia...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 16, 2021
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Ponder Tubi Or Not Tubi
And... ACTION! The Lunch Ladies have accepted leading roles on Tubi TV - a FREE streaming channel - after pondering Tubi or not Tubi and...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jan 8, 2021
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Hop On Board Argo, Offer Golden Pot Pie In Lieu Of Golden Fleece
In mythology today… The ancient oracle has foretold that: The Lunch Ladies have once again* bullied their way onto a new streaming...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jan 5, 2021
- 2 min
PBS - Lunch Ladies Go High-Brow With Flickers Rhode Island Film Fest
Causing major dissent in top hoity-toity circles around the world, the low-brow Lunch Ladies have gone high-brow to screen on Rhode...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Apr 14, 2020
- 2 min
"Zero Excuses Policy" - Lunch Ladies Stream For FREE On Dark Matter TV
In Lunch Ladies news today... The dynamic duo once again shocked and disturbed the world, this time by announcing (to any poor fool that...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Feb 10, 2020
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Glom On To The World Premiere Of A Very Important Film At Unnamed Footage Fest
Defying All Logic News! The Lunch Ladies have elbowed their way into another screening; this time by glomming onto the theatrical world...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 20, 2019
- 1 min
Japan! Lunch Ladies To Stream on Channel Osorezone After Shipping Sushi Pot Pie To Japanese Execs
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been wearing Kabuki make up to Melvin High and studying the ancient art of Japanese...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 4, 2019
- 1 min
Troma Now! Lunch Ladies Picket Troma Offices And Flash Lloyd Kaufman
JUST IN! Audiences around the world are horrified after learning the Lunch Ladies have continued their quest for global domination by...
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