A Very Important Film Ditches Lunch Ladies to Stream on Xumo
- Mathilda Todd McSweeney

- Sep 12
- 1 min read

It’s finally happened!
A Very Important Film, the five-minute follow up to Lunch Ladies, has ditched the deplorable duo to stream à la carte on Xumo.
Clarissa Jacobson, the “auteur” of A Very Important Film, wearing an important suit, sitting in an important chair from the 17th century, and sipping an even more important martini, deigned to give us an exclusive statement on this important turn of events.
“It has been a long and tedious road, but through perseverance, willpower, and Kundalini yoga I’ve finally been able to distance myself from the blunder of my youth (i.e., Lunch Ladies). Thank you Xumo for your discerning taste. You are important. We are important. Together we shall be important. Namaste.”
When the Lunch Ladies were asked if they were upset with Xumo for bypassing them for VIF they smirked as they fired up their meat grinder (aka T-Rex) and yelled over the racket - “Of course not! You can trust us, Xumo, there’s no hard feelings!”
Xumo is a streaming service owned by Comcast which broadcasts in Canada, Brazil, Mexico and the United States. It can be found on the following platforms: Web, Roku, Amazon FireTV, iOS, Android and smart TVs including LG, Hisense, Magnavox, Panasonic, Philips, Sanyo, Sharp and Vizio.

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