Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Lunch Ladies Now On CubeStream – “They’re a Virus We Can’t Shake”
A new streamer, CubeStream, has warned journalists around the world that they’ve been infected with the Lunch Ladies, stating: “They’re a...
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Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Nov 15, 2023
- 1 min
Journalists “Sick of Writing about the Lunch Ladies” but Forced to with Recent Breaking News
The Lunch Ladies continue to infuriate journalists around the world who are “sick of writing about them” but are forced to report their...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- May 8, 2023
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Now Streaming on Jackalope with Other Weirdos - “Stoked”
The Lunch Ladies have officially gone on record to state that they’re “stoked” to be streaming on Jackalope Studio after discovering that...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- May 5, 2023
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies to Stream on Mexico’s Canal 22 - Arrested After Partying too Hard
Breaking NEWZ! After being told the incredible news they would be streaming on Mexico’s Canal 22*, The Lunch Ladies partied too hard,...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Mar 16, 2023
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Sanctioned After Planning to Blow Up World on Nuclear Home Video
This past week the Lunch Ladies were slapped with sanctions from the United Nations after they announced they planned to blow up the...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Feb 14, 2023
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Pull a Fast One - Get the Long End of the Stick on Shortly
The Lunch Ladies are celebrating by playing hooky from school after pulling a fast one by getting the long end of the stick on streaming...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Feb 13, 2023
- 2 min
Highly Caffeinated Lunch Ladies Return from Colombia’s BOGOSHORTS - “Totally Stimulating”
The Lunch Ladies have finally come down from ODing on Colombian coffee to talk semi-coherently about their recent trip to the BOGOSHORTS...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Nov 8, 2022
- 2 min
“Woke” Lunch Ladies & A Very Important Film – Court Millennials on Lookhu
BREAKING NEWZ! The Lunch Ladies have teamed up with A Very Important Film to stream on Lookhu to prove they’re “woke” even though they’re...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 31, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Now On My Movies Plus – “Two Negatives Equals A Positive”
Lunch Ladies is now screening on - My Movies Plus - after convincing the bewildered streamer that having two murdering Lunch Ladies with...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 21, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Now on Filmzie, A Very Important Film Says it’s “ Travesty”
Breaking Newz! Lunch Ladies is now screening on Filmzie with A Very Important Film who has called it a travesty. It all started when VIF...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 3, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Infiltrate Japan, Korea, and Indonesia – Countries Not Thrilled
In World News Today: The Lunch Ladies have infiltrated Japan, Korea, and Indonesia to stream on Samansa. All three countries are not...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Sep 16, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Go Gonzo for Gonella Productions
Breaking newz! Continuing their obnoxious quest for world power the Lunch Ladies have secured a new sales rep out of France – Gonella...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 11, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies and A Very Important Film Are the Newest “Playas” in the FilmCrib
JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies have rapped to anyone that will listen that they are now the newest players er… “playas” to the recently...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Jul 4, 2022
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Hustle Station 6 Screening – A Very Important Film Disgusted
The Lunch Ladies have hustled a screening on independent channel, Station 6 after bribing the owner with “tasty sausage links.” Clarissa...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- May 24, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Use Pot Pie Rocket Launcher To Screen On ALTER
Breaking Newz! The Lunch Ladies have used a DIY pot pie rocket launcher on ALTER headquarters to secure a coveted spot on the horror...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Apr 14, 2022
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Descend On Bend Again - Confused Oregonians: “We Thought We Got Rid Of Them”
In not so shocking news... The Lunch Ladies have pushed themselves on unsuspecting viewers, this time by descending on Bend Film Fest to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Nov 28, 2021
- 2 min
Be Important! Go See A Very Important Film Now On VidaFair!
In an incredibly subversive important filmmaker move, the filmmakers of A Very Important Film (formerly embarrassed filmmakers of Lunch...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 25, 2021
- 2 min
"How Did THEY Get on Curia?!" Lunch Ladies Deny Accusations of Tampering
"Liars!" "Cheaters!" "Tamperer-s!" These are just a few choice examples of the outrage being heard around the world after the shocking...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Oct 22, 2021
- 2 min
Shot TV - Lunch Ladies Continue World Domination Goals - Send Pot Pies to Russia With Love
BREAKING NEWZ! The Lunch Ladies continue to seek world domination and are one terrifying step closer after sending pot pies to Russia...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
- Sep 16, 2021
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Ponder Tubi Or Not Tubi
And... ACTION! The Lunch Ladies have accepted leading roles on Tubi TV - a FREE streaming channel - after pondering Tubi or not Tubi and...
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