Lunch Ladies Use Pot Pie Rocket Launcher To Screen On ALTER
The Lunch Ladies have used a DIY pot pie rocket launcher on ALTER headquarters to secure a coveted spot on the horror channel.
We went in-depth with the dynamic duo to be the first to get the scoop.
Seretta, readers want to know, why a pot pie rocket launcher?
Why not? For three whole days, ALTER had been ignoring our robocalls to be a part of their family. Well guess what, that’s three flippin’ days too long - so we sprung into Plan B - pummel the staff with pot pies and let ‘em know who’s boss.
I see. LouAnne, can you walk us through the logistics?
My pleasure. We had to kill all night… I mean cook all night to make enough ammo. After that it was easy, we knocked out the back window of the LeSabre to fit the launcher inside, loaded up the trunk, headed over to ALTER HQ and annihilated them until they surrendered and caved to our demands.
Barbaric. Any lasting words?
Victory is ours!
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