Box Brazil - Lunch Ladies Scam their way onto Streamer Even Though They Can’t Speak Portuguese

Brazil has finally succumbed to the Lunch Ladies.

The fifth largest country in the world had avoided the nefarious duo since the ill-advised screening at the Hell de Janeiro Festival. Unfortunately, in a moment of weakness they were scammed into streaming them on their very own Box Brazil Play Channel.

It’s a sad story.

Formerly, the reprehensible duo had tried everything to invade Brazil from bribing the president with specially seasoned Feijoada via parachute (missiles were deployed to prevent the suspect dishes from arriving), to attempting to smuggle themselves through the airport in carnival disguise (unfortunately they dressed as Johnny Depp and a bloody Amber Heard and were immediately turned away for such incredibly bad taste), to pretending they were Caçhaca executives (they ended up too drunk on Caipirinhas to even get to the airport).

Finally, the devious Lunch Ladies hit on a scam that worked.

Reeling from the pain of a Brazilian wax, Seretta winced “Oof that sh*t hurts but now that we’re streaming in Brazil I gotta look hot. Anyhoo, the scam was genius. Tell ‘em Lou, I gotta put some aloe on my… you know.”

LouAnne who hopes to build a “trunk with some junk” took a breather from her Brazil Butt Workout, to explain the scam: “Every time Brazil asked us if we were the infamous Lunch Ladies we acted dumb and pulled out our bad Spanish: 'no understando.' They kept saying ‘WTF, we speak Portuguese! Answer our question!’ and we replied 'Si. No understando,' for hours on end. Finally, they were so frustrated with our hocus-pocus, they caved and let us into the country!”

BOTH: “Gracias Box Brazil we can’t wait to stream there!”

In Addition, A Very Important Film will stream with Lunch Ladies!

Box Brazil Play is a Brazil-based platform that is a is a subsidiary of Box Brazil Group. They have over 40 live TV channels and own multiple streaming platforms. Brazilians can find them on the web, Android, iOS, Fire TV, Samsung TV, and LG TV.