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Journalists “Sick of Writing about the Lunch Ladies” but Forced to with Recent Breaking News
The Lunch Ladies continue to infuriate journalists around the world who are “sick of writing about them” but are forced to report their...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Nov 15, 20231 min read
Lunch Ladies to Stream on Mexico’s Canal 22 - Arrested After Partying too Hard
Breaking NEWZ! After being told the incredible news they would be streaming on Mexico’s Canal 22*, The Lunch Ladies partied too hard,...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
May 5, 20232 min read
Highly Caffeinated Lunch Ladies Return from Colombia’s BOGOSHORTS - “Totally Stimulating”
The Lunch Ladies have finally come down from ODing on Colombian coffee to talk semi-coherently about their recent trip to the BOGOSHORTS...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 13, 20232 min read
Lunch Ladies Infiltrate Japan, Korea, and Indonesia – Countries Not Thrilled
In World News Today: The Lunch Ladies have infiltrated Japan, Korea, and Indonesia to stream on Samansa. All three countries are not...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Oct 3, 20221 min read
Lunch Ladies Guilt Toronto into a Screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest – “Clusterf*ck”
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have guilted Toronto into a screening at The Great Canadian Horror Fest. Programmers...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Sep 14, 20222 min read
Lunch Ladies Descend On Bend Again - Confused Oregonians: “We Thought We Got Rid Of Them”
In not so shocking news... The Lunch Ladies have pushed themselves on unsuspecting viewers, this time by descending on Bend Film Fest to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Apr 14, 20221 min read
“Selfless” Lunch Ladies to Screen at Joedance's "Rock The Cemetery" - Donate "Beyond Meat" Pot Pies
News sources across the dark web are reporting that the Lunch Ladies have turned over a new leaf after announcing they were “selflessly”...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Feb 23, 20222 min read
Lunch Ladies Skip School To Chill In Bali For Minikino Film Fest
BREAKING NEWZ! Underground sources have confirmed the Lunch Ladies skipped school to hang out in Bali, eat steamed fish in banana leaves,...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Dec 1, 20212 min read
A VERY IMPORTANT FILM Announces Intl’ Premiere at 20minmax - Lunch Ladies To Rain On Their Parade
Just when you’ve thanked Satan for the hundredth time that you haven’t had to hear about the Lunch Ladies, they’re back to drag you to...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Sep 22, 20211 min read
PBS - Lunch Ladies Go High-Brow With Flickers Rhode Island Film Fest
Causing major dissent in top hoity-toity circles around the world, the low-brow Lunch Ladies have gone high-brow to screen on Rhode...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Jan 4, 20212 min read
In Spirit Of Brando, Very Important Filmmaker Boycotts Mockfest Award Show After Lunch Ladies WINS
Breaking Story! Lunch Ladies has just WON Best of Mockfest! For many filmmakers this would be thrilling news akin to winning an Oscar,...
Mathilda Todd McSweeney
Dec 11, 20202 min read
SKOL! Lunch Ladies Enlist Help Of Trolls To Secure Norwegian Premiere At Ramaskrik Fest
Dagens Næringsliv has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have strong-armed their way into Norway for the Ramaskrik Film Festival after...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 30, 20202 min read
Uruguay! Lunch Ladies Fly South For The Winter For Montevideo Fantástico Fest - Say "F-You, Cold"
The Lunch Ladies are almost done with their film festival run but continue to create problems. This time they have wormed their way into...
Clarissa Jacobson
Dec 12, 20182 min read
Shocking Exposé! Canal+ Picks Up Brazen Lunch Ladies After They Flirt With Them At Clermont-Ferrand
Shocking Exposé! Canal+, the French Premium Cable Channel, has admittedly picked up the Lunch Ladies for Top Of The Shorts and MyCanal...
Clarissa Jacobson
Nov 13, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Head To Stuff MX Film Fest in Mexico City After Threatening To Open Burrito Stand
Breaking news! The Lunch Ladies are are an official selection of Stuff MX Film Festival in Mexico City after they threatened to open a...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 31, 20181 min read
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