THE LUNCH LADIES CANNOT BE STOPPED! Film Fests: Anatomy Crime & Horror, Freak Show, Buried Alive, Bull City, IKUSKA, Flickers' Vortex, and Festival À Nous De Voir are reeling with the news that there is no escape from the Lunch Ladies. The Oracle has spoken. Apparently, the concerned festival programmers - who have successfully avoided the wretched duo for over a year - reached out to the top Oracle in Greece (High Priestess Lovett McTodd) to ask if they would meet the same h

JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are smug after Amelia Allwarden took home Best Editing at Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Festival. The Lunch Ladies (as usual) are taking credit for wins that aren't theirs. After learning Amelia won, they smugly blathered nonstop "She couldn't have done it without us." Said Seretta, out of nail polish and painting her dragon claws with red latex house paint she found in their worm-infested shed: "Good old

Photography by Jeffrey Fiterman Clueless Filmmakers Pictured Right to Left: Alicia Ho, Ray Ho, Piper Ho, Saige Spinney, Chuti Tiu, Matt Falletta, Josh Logan, Sheila Swanson, Judy Farrell, Joe Bratcher, Clarissa Jacobson, Amelia Allwarden, Zoe (super clueless). JUST IN! A clueless group of filmmakers have been duped into heading to Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Festival by the recently Delaware incorporated Lunch Ladies Catering Service.* Apparently, the Lunch Ladi