THE LUNCH LADIES CANNOT BE STOPPED!
Film Fests: Anatomy Crime & Horror, Freak Show, Buried Alive, Bull City, IKUSKA, Flickers' Vortex, and Festival À Nous De Voir are reeling with the news that there is no escape from the Lunch Ladies.
The Oracle has spoken.
Apparently, the concerned festival programmers - who have successfully avoided the wretched duo for over a year - reached out to the top Oracle in Greece (High Priestess Lovett McTodd) to ask if they would meet the same horrible fate as 90 festivals before them.
For weeks they waited with baited breath for Lovett's prophecy, calling on help from the gods, cursing the Lunch Ladies over seven-way conference calls and suffering from sleepless nights.
Unfortunately, just this week the Priestess confirmed their worst fears:
"Give up. Those b*itches are unstoppable."
In response to this, all seven caved and programmed the Lunch Ladies.
When asked for comment the Lunch Ladies said: "Thanks everyone for the selections - too bad, but you can't beat fate!"
Screening details for these festivals and more can be found HERE!
The 2nd Annual Anatomy Crime & Horror Film Fest was established to promote independent horror film from around the world. The other fests blame Anatomy for The Oracle's prophecy simply because they are Greek.
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Website: www.anatomyfest.weebly.com
Pinterest: @anatomyfilmfest
Instagram: @anatomyfilmfest
Vimeo: @anatomyfest
The 32nd Annual Festival À Nous De Voir takes place in Oullins, Lyon, France and spotlights film that promotes science. The Lunch Ladies pulled one over on The Oracle convincing her that there was a very specific "science" behind their "special" pot pie recipe.
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Website: www.anousdevoir.com
Facebook: @festivalanousdevoir
The 13th annual Freak Show Horror Film Festival is the largest and longest running horror genre film festival in the state of Florida and even they couldn't avoid the Lunch Ladies.
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Website: www.freakshowfilmfest.com
Twitter: @freakshowhorror
Instagram: @freakshowfilmfest
Facebook: @freakshowhorrorfest
The 11th Annual Buried Alive Film Festival programs a wide variety of films around the world that fall into the horror genre and screens them at the 7 Stages Theatre. They plan to to tell the Lunch Ladies a different location in hopes they don't show up.
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Website: www.buriedalivefilmfest.com
Instagram: @buriedalivefilmfest
The 20th Annual IKUSKA Muestra de cortometraje de Pasaia is an int'l short festival with competitive and non-competitive sections. IKUSKA feared that if the Lunch Ladies did not win, revenge would be exacted and therefore put them in the non-competitive section. Smart.
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Website: http://www.ikuska.eus
Facebook: @FestivalIkuska
The 19th Annual Vortex Festival is the special horror and fantastic sidebar fest of Flickers' Rhode Island International Film Fest. The Ladies already screened there - Amelia Allwarden won for Best Editing. Rhode Island had hoped this would let them off the hook - no dice.
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Website: www.rifilmfest.org
Instagram: @flickers.riiff
Pinterest: @rifilmfest
Twitter: @RIFilmFest
Facebook: @RhodeIslandFilmFest
The 2nd Annual Bull City International Film Festival will be screening the Lunch Ladies in their Halloween Spooktacular Shorts Section and are being pretty good sports, all considered.
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Website: www.bull-city-film-festival.mozello.com