Breaking News! The Lunch Ladies have conjured a cyclone and enlisted the help of flying monkeys to score a selection at Kansas' Tallgrass Film Fest. Apparently, the winged primates shot out of the twister, descended on Tallgrass' office and would not leave until the festival said "yes" to the dynamic duo. Said head programmer, Sweeney McTodd: "It was terrifying. Those flying monkeys are real bastards - not to mention the cyclone. We had no choice but to include those conni