Writer/Producer Clarissa Jacobson was recently stopped by LAX airport security on her way to the Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest in France. Apparently, because she’s a kiss ass, she thought it was a great idea to bring gifts for the programmers who championed the film. But what to get them? The Lunch Ladies being strangely helpful suggested their signature “Lunch Is Served” ear pie soap made by Twisted Wonderland Perfumery. It comes in its very own pie tin and has a blood

Spirit & Venom, maker of fine soaps, perfumes, lip balms and all things that smell good for the bod, has launched the official Lunch Ladies shower line after months of hard work and experimentation. Owner, Rae Ganter said it all started when she was contacted by the Lunch Ladies immediately after "an unfortunate incident." Rae elaborated "Seretta and LouAnne were hyperventilating and asked if I could whip them up something that smelled great, moisturized their delicate Frenc