Students, faculty and law-abiding citizens. I am appalled to report that last night someone broke into the school store and pilfered over 200 Melvin High Pencils. Detective Halifax (who is also investigating the mysterious disappearance of cheerleader, Alexis Fox) has reason to believe the purloined pencils may show up at the HollyShorts Midnight Madness pre-party happening at Tinhorn Flats this Saturday, August 12, 10:30PM. If you are attending, do not accept a free pencil

LUNCH LADIES GONE WILD! Can you blame them? They've been cooped up in that hell hole (aka Melvin High) all week and next Saturday, August 12 - SCHOOL IS OUT! REMINDER! Join the Lunch Ladies cast and crew and go wild, Saturday, August 12 at 10:30PM at Tinhorn Flats -1724 North Highland Avenue (park at Hollywood & Highland or Lyft!). The Lunch Ladies hooked up some buy one get one free drink specials for us 'cause that's how they roll. Then if you wanna do it up right, head o

Following in the steps of great cult movies like The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Lunch Ladies will have its premiere in the HollyShorts Midnight Madness slot on Saturday, August 12/ Sunday Morn. The Midnight Madness block is always filled with irreverent, genre specific, kick-ass cult films. These are the ones you don't want to miss because they are FUN. Make a night of it with us! Join the Lunch Ladies cast and crew for drinks Saturday, August 12 at 10:30PM at Tinhorn Flats

LUNCH LADIES is thrilled to be premiering at HollyShorts Film Festival! Lunch Ladies, Seretta and LouAnne can't wait to tell their side of the story in that unsavory murder that happened at Melvin High. They kindly request your attendance and support 'cause once this hits the big screen, they'll be forced to go on the lam. HollyShorts takes place right in the heart of Hollywood (where Johnny Depp has his star) and is a super fun festival showcasing short film. *Screaming er.