STOLEN! An Important Announcement from Principal Grossfetig
Updated: Jan 29, 2019
Students, faculty and law-abiding citizens. I am appalled to report that last night someone broke into the school store and pilfered over 200 Melvin High Pencils.
Detective Halifax (who is also investigating the mysterious disappearance of cheerleader, Alexis Fox) has reason to believe the purloined pencils may show up at the HollyShorts Midnight Madness pre-party happening at Tinhorn Flats this Saturday, August 12, 10:30PM.
If you are attending, do not accept a free pencil under any circumstance! They are clearly stamped PROPERTY OF MELVIN HIGH and belong to the school.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Enjoy the show, and... Go Ferrets!
P.S. GET TICKETS FOR MIDNIGHT MADNESS HERE
Lunch Ladies will play with the following block of films:
The End of Decay