JUST IN! The Lunch Ladies are hopping mad over husband-wife team Ray & Alicia Ho winning Best Production Design this past weekend at Hollywood Horrorfest. Apparently, the Ladies had asked the production designers for a state-of-the-art kitchen with brand new appliances, a convection oven, Williams Sonoma Nonstick Tools, Ginsu Knives, and a Cuisinart but instead got a nightmare: Said Seretta, prepping a Molotov Cocktail she plans to throw through Horrorfest windows: "This is
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of the Hollywood Horrorfest after sending programmers what they are now calling a "lucky" severed finger. Apparently, the ladies have gotten into loads of festivals all over the world by lying, cheating and praying to Satan. This situation was no different but had a surprise twist ending. Said Seretta, using a weed whacker to trim her ample armpit hair: "We wanted to gently remind Hollywood Horrorfes
The Lunch Ladies have come a long way from their modest roots at Melvin High. Apparently with their new found "fame" on the film fest circuit they've come to believe their hype and are now power lunching in Hollywood and BSing people into believing they have more shit going on than they do. One such clueless reporter, Jaye Clinton of House of Tortured Souls , fell prey to their tactics and not only interviewed their annoying self-promoting writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson a
It happened at the HollyShorts Red Carpet line up for filmmakers on Saturday night. JM Logan, Director, Donna Pieroni, Lead Actress. Chris Ekstein, Cinematographer and Clarissa Jacobson, Writer/Producer, posed for their mug shots after being booked for not being serious enough in line. HollyShorts Red Carpet Wranglers said "Those Lunch Ladies people are a detriment to real filmmakers everywhere and refuse to be wrangled." Much to the HollyShorts Red Carpet Wranglers chagrin,
Students, faculty and law-abiding citizens. I am appalled to report that last night someone broke into the school store and pilfered over 200 Melvin High Pencils. Detective Halifax (who is also investigating the mysterious disappearance of cheerleader, Alexis Fox) has reason to believe the purloined pencils may show up at the HollyShorts Midnight Madness pre-party happening at Tinhorn Flats this Saturday, August 12, 10:30PM. If you are attending, do not accept a free pencil
LUNCH LADIES GONE WILD! Can you blame them? They've been cooped up in that hell hole (aka Melvin High) all week and next Saturday, August 12 - SCHOOL IS OUT! REMINDER! Join the Lunch Ladies cast and crew and go wild, Saturday, August 12 at 10:30PM at Tinhorn Flats -1724 North Highland Avenue (park at Hollywood & Highland or Lyft!). The Lunch Ladies hooked up some buy one get one free drink specials for us 'cause that's how they roll. Then if you wanna do it up right, head o
Following in the steps of great cult movies like The Rocky Horror Picture Show - Lunch Ladies will have its premiere in the HollyShorts Midnight Madness slot on Saturday, August 12/ Sunday Morn. The Midnight Madness block is always filled with irreverent, genre specific, kick-ass cult films. These are the ones you don't want to miss because they are FUN. Make a night of it with us! Join the Lunch Ladies cast and crew for drinks Saturday, August 12 at 10:30PM at Tinhorn Flats
LUNCH LADIES is thrilled to be premiering at HollyShorts Film Festival! Lunch Ladies, Seretta and LouAnne can't wait to tell their side of the story in that unsavory murder that happened at Melvin High. They kindly request your attendance and support 'cause once this hits the big screen, they'll be forced to go on the lam. HollyShorts takes place right in the heart of Hollywood (where Johnny Depp has his star) and is a super fun festival showcasing short film. *Screaming er.