The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a double whammy this week. They won best short at HorrorHound Film Festival and are on their way to Fargo Fantastic Fest after promising judges they will not say "You Betcha," "Yah," and other annoying over the top Midwestern speak popularized by the Cohen Brother's movie - Fargo. Said Seretta, celebrating with a relaxing seaweed foot soak in their eel-infested swamp of a backyard: "First we won at HorrorHound after so

The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are annoying people across the world by engaging in an obnoxious happy dance: Said Seretta, jitterbugging over to the fridge to grab a Colt 45 to quench her thirst from shaking a tail feather: "We can dance if we want to we can leave our friends behind, if our friends don't like it we don't care because we got noms, noms, NOMS!" LouAnne, perfect

The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are heading to the largest convention in the US - HorrorHound Weekend - after hypnotizing programmers with a mace and chain. Apparently, the fun-filled horror event which boasts a film fest, cosplay events, over 150 vendors and A+ horror talent like Bruce Campbell of The Evil Dead, Robert Englund of A Nightmare on Elm Street and Peter Weller of RoboCop, had no plans of inviting the D- Lunch Ladies. Said Seretta, hanging the mac