The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have slipped Wormwood Tea to the reporters at Nevermore Horror and Just Celebrity Magazine to garner "Flipping Awesome Reviews": Nevermore Horror: "I cannot, in words, express how fun, flamboyant, vibrant and out-right insane the film is." Just Celebrity Mag: "It’s a movie that will keep you giggling for the entire 19 minutes it lasts and a long time after that." Apparently, the ladies came up with the idea to use the potent

The Lunch Ladies are pampering sore behinds after sitting for 186 hours straight in front of reviewer Jeremiah Rosario of the Thirteenth Floor's 13th floor office and have gone on record to say "Our a*ses hurt but it was worth it." Apparently, Rosario, like anyone with their head on straight, wanted nothing to do with the Lunch Ladies. However, everyone knows you can't tell those two b*tches anything, so he was forced to write an awesome review in order to get rid of them: "