The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies were denied the red carpet at Artemis "Women In Action" Film Fest even after paying to walk it but say "We're honored." Apparently this incredibly unique fest charges filmmakers a "special rate" to walk their fundraiser red carpet "Awards Gala Event" and the Lunch Ladies (who are attention whores for any type of promo) jumped at the chance to cough up their hard earned Lunch Lady dough. The plot thickens. Armed with their golde
When writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson dared to delve into the reason so many natural disasters are happening in tandem with film fests she's attending, she discovered something shocking:
The Lunch Ladies are behind them.
Earthquakes, mudslides, terrible weather... at Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest in France there was blinding snow, causing the airport to experience massive delays and Jacobson to have a staggering 36 hour traveling experience after missing connections. The
The Lunch Ladies are thrilled to be an official selection of the Artemis Women In Action Film Fest. But, according to reports from the dark web, they're only thrilled because they believe it will give them the extra edge they need to break into action movies. Said Seretta, firing rounds with her peacemaker at target practice: "Now that we've been labeled "Women In Action" by The Artemis Women In Action Fest, we're confident Hollywood will give us a crack at the Jason Bourne