Breaking news! America is breathing a sigh of relief after shipping the Lunch Ladies back to the Netherlands for the Lowlands Festival and are hopeful they won't return. It all started back in April, in a shocking show of poor taste, when the 34th Annual Imagine Film Fest in Amsterdam purposely screened the Lunch Ladies. Three months later, in an even more shocking show of poor taste, those crazy Dutch programmers have decided to bring the troublemakers back to the Netherl

When writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson dared to delve into the reason so many natural disasters are happening in tandem with film fests she's attending, she discovered something shocking: The Lunch Ladies are behind them. Earthquakes, mudslides, terrible weather... at Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest in France there was blinding snow, causing the airport to experience massive delays and Jacobson to have a staggering 36 hour traveling experience after missing connections. The

The Lunch Ladies received the shocking news that the 34th Annual Imagine Film Fest in Amsterdam would like them to attend. Though the sisters have been dying to get to Amsterdam to tilt some windmills, their initial reaction was one of concern that they would be forced to wear clogs. Said Seretta, admiring her new kitten heels she bought just for the fest: "We're really in no position to be making demands, but we draw the line at clogs. We told them - clogs or us. You ch