• Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies Score A Spot On The Bitches Of Horror TV Show After Astounding Catfight

Updated: Jan 29, 2019



Rumors are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have scored a spot to brag about themselves on The Bitches Of Horror TV Show after they started an astounding catfight with the two women who run it - Jasmine Martinez and Sarah Giercksky.

Listen HERE! Apparently, the stars... err bitches, Martinez and Giercksky, weren't interested in talking to the Lunch Ladies, because frankly, the Lunch Ladies are bigger bitches than them. The Ladies, being the bitches they are, harassed them for weeks hoping to wear them down. Finally, after no progress, Seretta and LouAnne decided to implement their catfighting skills. Said Seretta, nursing a bloody lip from Martinez’ left hook: “We don’t usually like to resort to catfighting. But when those bitches wouldn’t do what we wanted, we jumped on them. We're not proud of it, but it drew a large crowd and got the job done.” LouAnne, icing a gigantic lump on her forehead after Seretta inadvertently hit her instead of Giercksky: “Everyone was screaming “MORE MORE MORE!” so when we finally pulled out our signature move and pinned them, they and had to have us on the show. Thanks Bitches!”


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