The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been harassing folks like yourself everywhere to vote for them in Gruesome Magazine's 2018 Horror Awards. VOTE HERE Gruesome Magazine, shocking upright moral and decent folks everywhere, announced that Lunch Ladies was nominated for 2018 Best Horror Short of the year. With mountains of - VOTE HERE - terrific horror shorts across the world, no one can fathom how the Lunch Ladies ended up on this focused shorts list of only

Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring four nominations* from NOLA Horror. Said Seretta, rolling pennies to make ends meet: "Make no mistake, The Depper IS hiring us to be his personal chefs, but until then, we're still in the poorhouse, I mean the public school system. We haven't had a raise in fifteen years but now is our chance." LouAnne, filthy from collecting aluminum cans al

The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are annoying people across the world by engaging in an obnoxious happy dance: Said Seretta, jitterbugging over to the fridge to grab a Colt 45 to quench her thirst from shaking a tail feather: "We can dance if we want to we can leave our friends behind, if our friends don't like it we don't care because we got noms, noms, NOMS!" LouAnne, perfect

Could the Lunch Ladies be turning over a new leaf? The two women are being called "selfless" by reporters across the world after their recent selection by FilmQuest Fest in Utah. Apparently, the festival wanted nothing to do with the troublemakers but were so moved by their astounding cover letter, they changed their mind: Dear FilmQuest Programmers: We Lunch Ladies know our bad reputation precedes us, but please, we beg you to read on. You have the ability to change lives.