Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Four Square and other annoying social media websites are on fire today with the news that director JM Logan has successfully fought the Lunch Ladies for his stolen Oregon Scream Week Best Director Award. Apparently the Lunch Ladies pilfered the certificate last week right under Logan’s nose when he was in deep conversation at a filmmaker’s mixer ranting about boring stuff like camera angles and color correction. Logan made it his ques

Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have struck again, this time by stealing the best director certificate awarded to JM Logan this past weekend at Oregon Scream Week. Eyewitnesses say the Lunch Ladies pilfered the award right under Logan’s nose when he was in a deep conversation at a filmmaker’s mixer ranting about “boring” stuff like camera angles and color correction. The Lunch Ladies claim innocence and had this to say: Seretta: “It’s really sad that Logan is try

The dark web is investigating rumors that the Lunch Ladies have participated in election fraud on their quest to become celebrities - this time, according to reports, they've stuffed the ballot boxes of Oregon Scream Week to score five nominations for the film: Best Dark Comedy Best Director for JM Logan Best Actor for Donna Pieroni Best Ensemble Best Editor for Amelia Allwarden Seretta, practicing selfies with the new selfie stick she plans to use at the awards event, ranted

The dark web has reported that Oregon Scream Week has programmed the Lunch Ladies to play at the fest and has ousted a zombie who thought he would be screening instead. In a stunning play of bad sportsmanship, the zombie has been nonstop tweeting "Lunch Ladies Sucks." The Lunch Ladies were nonplussed at first then decided to school him: Seretta: "Listen, hatchet job. You need to take a chill pill. Oregon Scream Week thought we were simply more scream-worthy. Sorry. Just