JM Logan Wins Best Director at Oregon Scream Week - Lunch Ladies Steal Award “We're Innocent”
Updated: Jan 29, 2019
Eyewitnesses say the Lunch Ladies pilfered the award right under Logan’s nose when he was in a deep conversation at a filmmaker’s mixer ranting about “boring” stuff like camera angles and color correction.
The Lunch Ladies claim innocence and had this to say:
Seretta: “It’s really sad that Logan is trying to pin his lost certificate on us. Sure it looks great hanging next to our Johnny Depp posters... I mean, would look great, but we’re murderers. Not thieves.”
LouAnne: “I personally am highly offended. After all we’ve done for him? Furthermore, everyone knows we directed ourselves, so really it should be ours anyhow.”
Logan who has put up with a lot of sh*t from the obnoxious women went on record with an ominous threat: “This is the last time those Lunch Ladies take advantage of me. They’ll be sorry.”
Stay posted for further details.
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