Clarissa Jacobson
Lunch Ladies Win Nevermore's & Jay Kay's Best Horror Shorts Of 2018 - "Scr*w You, Oscars"
In a shocking display of bad sportsmanship, the Lunch Ladies - who were qualified for the 2019 Oscars but did not get a nom - have gone...
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Clarissa Jacobson
- Jan 14, 2019
- 2 min
"VOTE FOR US PLEAZE!" Lunch Ladies Harass Folks For Votes At Gruesome Magazine
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have been harassing folks like yourself everywhere to vote for them in Gruesome...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Nov 19, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Win People's Choice At Greece's Anatomy Festival - Doctors Fear Greeks Going Senile
Medical specialists across the world are concerned one of the oldest civilizations is going senile. Apparently, Greece's dance with...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 16, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Win Best Foreign Short At MABO Puerto Rico & Score Love From Reviewers - Haters Gripe
Festival de Cortometrajes de MABO awarded the Lunch Ladies this awesome handmade trophy done by a Puerto Rican artist. IN TOP NEWS TODAY:...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 9, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror
Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Oct 1, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Use The Luck Of The Irish Against The Irish To Screen At Kerry Film Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used the luck of the Irish against the Irish to finagle a screening from the Kerry...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 27, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari
In a shocking display of poor judgment, the Lunch Ladies have been forced to flee Italy after stealing a Ferrari and speeding through...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Sep 18, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Demand Salary Raise After Wins At FilmQuest, Dragon Con And Noms From NOLA Horror
Just in! The Lunch Ladies have demanded a $2.50 weekly raise from Melvin High after winning at FilmQuest* and Dragon Con* and scoring...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Aug 28, 2018
- 1 min
Double Whammy! Lunch Ladies Win Best Short At HorrorHound Fest And Head To Fargo Fantastic Festival
The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have had a double whammy this week. They won best short at HorrorHound Film Festival and...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Aug 21, 2018
- 2 min
Another Annoying Blog - Lunch Ladies Get Three Noms At Women In Horror & To Screen At HorrorQuest
It's time for another annoying blog with some more annoying Lunch Ladies good news! The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for Best Horror...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Aug 13, 2018
- 2 min
Amelia Allwarden Wins Best Editing At Rhode Island Int'l Film Fest - Smug Lunch Ladies
JUST IN! The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are smug after Amelia Allwarden took home Best Editing at Flickers' Rhode...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Aug 7, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies Annoy Everyone With Happy Dance After Six Noms From FilmQuest And Nom From HorrorHound
The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jul 12, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Up To Same Old Sh*t - Badger Beleaguered Austin Revolution Film Fest Into Seven Noms
It's astounding, but yes, the Lunch Ladies are up to the same old sh*t. This time they've badgered a beleaguered Austin Revolution Film...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jul 10, 2018
- 2 min
Unethical Lunch Ladies Attempt To Take Credit For Best Soundtrack Win At Cryptshow Festival
In a shocking display of unethical behavior, the Lunch Ladies attempted to take credit for composer, Antoni M. March and band, Fire The...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jun 14, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies WIN Best Horror at Film Leben Fest In Germany - Pass Out From Excitement
In a startling turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have won Best Horror at the Film Leben Festival, and have passed out from the excitement.*...
Clarissa Jacobson
- Jun 12, 2018
- 1 min
Lunch Ladies WIN at Post Mortem Fest In Mexico - Up All Night Celebrating With Mexican Hat Dance
The Lunch Ladies have collapsed into their twin beds in exhaustion after dancing the Mexican Hat Dance all night in celebration of their...
Clarissa Jacobson
- May 29, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Win Two Awards At Crimson Horror Film Fest - People Are Really Getting Sick Of Them
The int'l spy network has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have won Best Short and Best Actress at the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest and...
Clarissa Jacobson
- May 10, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Get Perms After Crimson Screen Horror Nominates Them For Best Short And Regret It
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies got perms and regret it after the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest...
Clarissa Jacobson
- May 8, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are terrified after the recent nomination Donna Pieroni received for Best...
Clarissa Jacobson
- May 3, 2018
- 2 min
Lunch Ladies Furious At Nomination For Best Special EFX Award From Crimson Screen Horror Fest
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are furious after their SFX team received a nomination for Best Special...
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