Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are terrified after the recent nomination Donna Pieroni received for Best Actress from the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest.
Said Seretta, eyes bloodshot from staring at herself in the greasy mirror of their dilapidated bathroom for over twenty-four hours: "I'm touching my skin, it's real. I'm touching my body, it's real. Is Donna inside me? I'm so confused... help me sister, please."
LouAnne, rocking back and forth next to her, eyes wide, whispered: "Oh, sister, something is terribly wrong, who am I, who are you, who is Donna, who is Mary? What is happening? Crimson Horror please help us, this is a nightmare!"
When Crimson Horror was asked for comment they replied:
"If the Lunch Ladies have a problem with Donna being nominated, they can hire an exorcist."
The Lunch Ladies play at the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest on Saturday, May 26 at 11:45 am in Comedy Shorts Block One.
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Other nominations for best actress category include:
Lead for What Metal Girls Are Into
Cascius LaFleur for Under The Bed
Julie Reyes for Paralysis
The fifth annual Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest takes place in Charleston, SC May 25-27 2018. Best of South Carolina named them a top 10 fest in South Carolina in 2017 and they were voted 2nd favorite film festival by readers of Horror Society in 2015! Back in January, Mac Brewer of Horror Society gave the Lunch Ladies one of their favorite reviews EVER: "Lunch Ladies is a mother f*cking masterpiece."
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