Clarissa Jacobson
Lunch Ladies Win People's Choice At Greece's Anatomy Festival - Doctors Fear Greeks Going Senile
Medical specialists across the world are concerned one of the oldest civilizations is going senile. Apparently, Greece's dance with...
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Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 9, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Display Awards From Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo And NOLA Horror
Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding,...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 27, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Big At Italy's Fano Fest - Celebrate By Stealing A Ferrari
In a shocking display of poor judgment, the Lunch Ladies have been forced to flee Italy after stealing a Ferrari and speeding through...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 21, 20182 min read
Another Annoying Blog - Lunch Ladies Get Three Noms At Women In Horror & To Screen At HorrorQuest
It's time for another annoying blog with some more annoying Lunch Ladies good news! The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for Best Horror...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 29, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Win Two Awards At Crimson Horror Film Fest - People Are Really Getting Sick Of Them
The int'l spy network has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have won Best Short and Best Actress at the Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest and...
Clarissa Jacobson
May 8, 20182 min read
Lunch Ladies Terrified After Crimson Fest Nominates Donna Pieroni For Best Actress - "Who's Donna?"
Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are terrified after the recent nomination Donna Pieroni received for Best...
Clarissa Jacobson
Feb 13, 20181 min read
Lunch Ladies Stuff Ballot Box End Up With Five Nominations From Oregon Scream Week
The dark web is investigating rumors that the Lunch Ladies have participated in election fraud on their quest to become celebrities -...
Clarissa Jacobson
Oct 13, 20171 min read
1428 Elm Street Pisses Off Cheerleader: "Lunch Ladies: Hilarious Short Needs To Be A Feature"
What an awesome Friday the 13th!!! Jeremy Dick of FanSided Network's 1428 Elm Street is giving Alexis the Cheerleader a run for her...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 29, 20171 min read
Pop Horror Editor: "Lunch Ladies Is Hands Down One Of The Best Horror Comedies I've Seen This Year"
The Lunch Ladies have been so abused by Principal Grossfetig and those delinquents at Melvin High that they're having a hard time...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 21, 20171 min read
Zombie Girl Takes A Break From Gnawing A Femur To Growl "Lunch Ladies is My New Fave Dark Comedy"
Journalist, Los Angeles Zombie Girl set aside a bloody femur and forwent her usual dessert of Flesh McNuggets to scribble up a delicious...
Clarissa Jacobson
Sep 14, 20172 min read
Review by Glenn Strange: Lunch Ladies: Horror Served Fresh!
Being a lunch lady ain't easy. As a lunch lady you have to deal with everything from bratty high schoolers, to overpaid, power tripping...
Clarissa Jacobson
Aug 17, 20171 min read
BREAKING NEWS! Lunch Ladies Filmmakers Busted On The Red Carpet
It happened at the HollyShorts Red Carpet line up for filmmakers on Saturday night. JM Logan, Director, Donna Pieroni, Lead Actress....
Clarissa Jacobson
Jul 17, 20171 min read
Depp Love is Everywhere
Susan Baronoff, our lovely poetry teacher in the short, happened to be out walking her dog Saturday morning in Venice and went past this...
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