Lunch Ladies Get Perms After Crimson Screen Horror Nominates Them For Best Short And Regret It
Updated: Jan 29, 2019
Apparently, the Lunch Ladies have been nominated for three awards, Best EFX, Best Actress, and now Best Short. Wanting to impress on the red carpet they decided to give themselves perms but now admit "in retrospect it was a bad decision."
Said Seretta, mulching their lawn with clumps of hair that she's lost from the lethal perm: "With three noms, we needed to up our game - hence curls. Unfortunately, with our meager Lunch Ladies salaries we had to do it at home... and well... in retrospect... it was a bad decision."
LouAnne, still high from ammonia fumes and looking like Phil Spector's little sister, blathered incoherently: "Perms, Elvis, guinea pigs, unicorns, illuminati, Crimson Screen, nomination. Thanks! I'm hungry."
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Other nominations for best short category include:
Inside the House
The fifth annual Crimson Screen Horror Film Fest takes place in Charleston, SC May 25-27 2018. Best of South Carolina named them a top 10 fest in South Carolina in 2017 and they were voted 2nd favorite film festival by readers of Horror Society in 2015! Back in January, Mac Brewer of Horror Society gave the Lunch Ladies one of their favorite reviews EVER: "Lunch Ladies is a mother f*cking masterpiece."
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