• Clarissa Jacobson

Director JM Logan Fights Lunch Ladies For Stolen Oregon Scream Week Award

Updated: Jan 29, 2019



Oregon Scream Week

Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Four Square and other annoying social media websites are on fire today with the news that director JM Logan has successfully fought the Lunch Ladies for his stolen Oregon Scream Week Best Director Award.

Apparently the Lunch Ladies pilfered the certificate last week right under Logan’s nose when he was in deep conversation at a filmmaker’s mixer ranting about boring stuff like camera angles and color correction. Logan made it his quest to hunt them down warning:

"My dear Lunch Ladies, if you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me my award now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will- "

The Lunch Ladies laughed in his face cutting him off and in a heroic, fearless move, just like Liam Neeson out of the movie Taken, he lunged at them, wrestled them to the ground, fought and conquered!

But, alas, not without blood.


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