The dark web has confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have started their own Hairnet Club in an effort to legitimize the bastard child of fashion. Sources say they are offering FREE HAIRNETS to the first 25 people who contact them HERE and promise to send a photo. Said Seretta, testing netting from several hairnet companies vying for the Lunch Ladies seal of approval: "We are sick and tired of being made fun of, ridiculed, and spurned over wearing hairnets. It's time to bring th

Editor Amelia Allwarden took home the Best Editing Award from the 6th Mumbai Shorts International Fest for her amazing work on the film. This should've been great news to the Lunch Ladies who would've looked like crap without her. However, director, JM Logan has confirmed that they were not pleased, but in fact, have sour grapes. Caught on tape after he wired the Lunch Ladies Kitchen: Seretta: "Amelia Shmebelia. Big deal, she did a little editing. Try getting rid of a dea

It's no secret there's been a bit of competition between the Lunch Ladies and the Garcia Sisters, writers of the spine tingling edge of your seat books - The Night Owl Chronicles. Sure, The Garcia Sisters love the Lunch Ladies and gave them a great review, however, the Lunch Ladies don't trust those two as far as they could throw them. The problem stems from the fact that the sisters are just so damn pretty. And now they're working on a second book - CINEMA 2 which Johnny L

The Garcia Sisters, Aussie Authors of The Night Owl Chronicles - creepy, kickass books that'll keep you awake at night - took a break from scaring the hell out of readers to talk about Lunch Ladies: "Lunch Ladies rocked! Seretta and LouAnne made us snicker because they reminded us of ourselves (minus the murderous side!) – they’re two sisters who work together and have a dream!" "Entertaining from start to finish, Lunch Ladies is a dark, funny, horror film that is unique fro