The Lunch Ladies were riding high on their Best Horror Comedy wins at South African Horrorfest, Atlanta Horror Fest and Nightmares Fest when things got even BETTER. Turns out Nightmares Film Festival has a reciprocal agreement with Austin Revolution Film Fest to automatically select some of one another's best films to screen in the next year's line up. Looks like Lunch Ladies along with La Sirena and Girl #2 are headed to Texas!!! This can only mean one thing. Murder pays
What happens when you finally get some appreciation after spending the majority of your life being an overworked, underpaid high school Lunch Lady who loves Johnny Depp? Discounting murder, you become attention whores. Dark Web Sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies spend at least an hour a day mining the internet on their jacked up Commodore 64 for any scrap of news about them. Once found, they go on to annoy the hell out of people by posting it on Social Media and b
Fresh off the heels of winning Best Horror Comedy at Nightmares Film Fest the Ladies got the surprise news that they won Best Horror Comedy at Atlanta Horror Fest too! However, much to their chagrin, they never saw the trophy. The Lunch Ladies were unable to make the fest due to unforeseen issues (they took the Orient Express to Atlanta hoping to meet Johnny Depp and got lost in Budapest). At the behest of the producers, Principal Grossfetig attended in their place for an un
On Saturday, October 21, 2017 at 5PM, history will be made! Rumors have confirmed that Principal Grossfetig will be attending the Atlanta Horror Film Fest screening of Lunch Ladies. Contrary to the belief that Lunch Ladies filmmakers didn't know what the hell they were doing because Grossfetig's head was cut off in every single scene, dark web sources confirmed it was his choice. Apparently, the Principal refused to allow his face to be filmed. Some say it was because he was
In a shocking exposé released today on the dark web, it was revealed that The Lunch Ladies may have bribed the Atlanta Horror Film Festival Judges with homemade peach pie. Atlanta, located in Georgia, (for those of you who have a learning gap because you attended Melvin High) is often referred to as The Peach State. Apparently, The Lunch Ladies excel at pie making and supposedly whipped up the tasty item above then shipped it to the Judges with a hand scribbled note: "Enjoy!