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  • Writer's pictureClarissa Jacobson

JUST IN: Lunch Ladies Rumored to Have Bribed Atlanta Horror Film Fest With Homemade Peach Pie

In a shocking exposé released today on the dark web, it was revealed that The Lunch Ladies may have bribed the Atlanta Horror Film Festival Judges with homemade peach pie.

Atlanta, located in Georgia, (for those of you who have a learning gap because you attended Melvin High) is often referred to as The Peach State. Apparently, The Lunch Ladies excel at pie making and supposedly whipped up the tasty item above then shipped it to the Judges with a hand scribbled note:

"Enjoy! This is our SECRET recipe and we hope you love it. We hope you love our film too. Much Love, the Lunch Ladies."

Atlanta Horror stated that they saw the film first and were on the fence. But, after consuming the whole pie ("what in the hell did those Lunch Ladies put in it, wow!") they orgasmically cried "Oh yeah, oh god, that shit is good, Lunch Ladies is IN!"

When asked for comments sisters Seretta and LouAnne Burr said:

"We got in the festival fair and square. Stop believing FAKE NEWS!"

Buy Tickets Here: SHORT BLOCK 8

Lunch Ladies will be screening Saturday, October 21, 2017 5PM in the Comedy Horror Section with the following laugh till you die shorts:




Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Stir together flour, 1 cup sugar, and cinnamon and set aside. Wash, peel, and slice fresh peaches. Mix together peaches with the combined dry ingredients. Turn into pastry-lined pie pan and dot with butter. Add secret ingredient. Whatever that means to you. Be creative! Cover with top crust, cut slits in it, seal the edges. SEAL 'EM GOOD.



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