Reports across the world are aflame with the news that the Lunch Ladies are an official selection of Germany's Fantasy Filmfest after The Dark Lord pitched in. The Ladies have issued a red hot press release that simply said "Amen." Apparently, the Lunch Ladies knew there was no chance in this realm they would ever be part of Fantasy Filmfest unless they traveled to another realm and enlisted the help of their old pal: Said Seretta, smug as a dead body in a rug: "It was a no-
In a startling turn of events, the Lunch Ladies have won Best Horror at the Film Leben Festival, and have passed out from the excitement.* Apparently, they awoke ten minutes later, mumbled "we're flipping speechless" and passed out again. This has gone on for a whole whole week. Said, Todd McSweeney, their pain in the a*s neighbor who lives two doors down: "Every day I have to call the coppers on the Lunch Ladies for being loud. Well, guess what? I haven't heard a peep fr
The Lunch Ladies are feeling smug after getting a second chance* to go to Germany; this time to the town of Ilmenau for the Film Leben Festival after duping programmers into believing they're the great nieces of Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. Apparently, the city is so beautiful Goethe named it as his favorite resort and visited often. In 1783 he wrote a poem called "Ilmenau" and later penned "The Wanderer's Nightsong II" and the 4th act of "Iphigenia" in Ilmenau. The Lunch La
When writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson dared to delve into the reason so many natural disasters are happening in tandem with film fests she's attending, she discovered something shocking:
The Lunch Ladies are behind them.
Earthquakes, mudslides, terrible weather... at Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest in France there was blinding snow, causing the airport to experience massive delays and Jacobson to have a staggering 36 hour traveling experience after missing connections. The
The Lunch Ladies are bouncing off the walls with excitement after getting the news that they will finally have their German Premiere in Ingolstadt, Bavaria at the 20minmax International Short Film Fest. Huge fans of beer (they were weaned on Colt 45 as babies), they are making extensive plans to drink "lots of lager" and toast with real German phrases like "Prost!" (Cheers!) and "Wo früher meine leber war, ist heute eine minibar" (There is now a minibar where my liver once w