The Lunch Ladies have been nominated for six awards* at FilmQuest and Best Short at HorrorHound Weekend confirming reports that they are annoying people across the world by engaging in an obnoxious happy dance: Said Seretta, jitterbugging over to the fridge to grab a Colt 45 to quench her thirst from shaking a tail feather: "We can dance if we want to we can leave our friends behind, if our friends don't like it we don't care because we got noms, noms, NOMS!" LouAnne, perfect

Could the Lunch Ladies be turning over a new leaf? The two women are being called "selfless" by reporters across the world after their recent selection by FilmQuest Fest in Utah. Apparently, the festival wanted nothing to do with the troublemakers but were so moved by their astounding cover letter, they changed their mind: Dear FilmQuest Programmers: We Lunch Ladies know our bad reputation precedes us, but please, we beg you to read on. You have the ability to change lives.