#SilverScreamFest

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 20, 2018
2 min

Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest Awards Lunch Ladies Best Short After They Cut Tantrum And Create

The dark web has confirmed that the Famous Monsters Silver Scream Film Fest awarded the Lunch Ladies Best Short soon after the women cut a tantrum and created a huge scene in the lobby of the theatre. Concocting an elaborate plan to drive judges nuts, they stomped their feet and whined non stop “Lunch Ladies, Lunch Ladies, Lunch Ladies!” prompting irate theatre goers and pissed concession workers to demand “just give them the award and shut them the “F” up.” Said Seretta, pos

Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 5, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"

Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled off an incredible feat of mind power by MANIFESTING an awesome review from Midnight Horror Show: "The quality of this film is amazing. Everything from the writing and acting, to the set design, sound, and cinematography were perfect. It couldn't have been better. It felt like a big-budget film you would see in the theater.... This would have been really enjoyable as a feature-length film, and we would love to see this h

Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 4, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"

The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after getting their first "1" rating on IMDb. Said Seretta, puffing on a cigarillo: "It was really getting boring getting all these lovey-dovey 10's and 9's from complete strangers. Someone gave us a "7" once and that kind of got us excited, but when we got that "1" it really made our day. Variety is the spice of life." LouAnne, toasting with a glass of chardonnay with a black fly in it, said: "What a fantastic way to start off the New Year

Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 21, 2017
1 min

Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For

The Lunch Ladies have had a fantastic year. Bribing, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Murder, a few film fests... everything has been so wonderful they almost forgot actions have consequences. Seretta, wringing her hands, said: "We've been naughty and we're highly concerned that Santa won't bring us that set of Franklin Mint Johnny Depp Collector Mugs we've had our eyes on all year. I hope to Satan he forgives us, we need those collector mugs." LouAnne nodded: "Six collector mu

JUST IN! Lunch Ladies Take Hip Hop From Film's Choreographer Monika Smith In Effort To Be "Fly"

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 18, 2017
1 min

JUST IN! Lunch Ladies Take Hip Hop From Film's Choreographer Monika Smith In Effort To Be "Fly"

With the holidays and several film fests looming - Famous Monsters Silver Scream, Flickerfest, the à la carte section of Clermont-Ferrand and Austin Revolution not to mention the special screening with She Was So Pretty and Compulsion - the Lunch Ladies have enrolled in dancer/choreographer Monika Felice Smith's hip hop classes in an effort to up their cool quotient. Seretta, adjusting pink fuzzy legwarmers above swollen knees, said: "Now that the holidays are upon us and we'

Lunch Ladies Contemplate Selection of Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest - "We Are Not Monsters"

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 6, 2017
2 min

Lunch Ladies Contemplate Selection of Famous Monsters Silver Scream Fest - "We Are Not Monsters"

The Lunch Ladies got the news this week that the Silver SCREAM Festival wants to see them front and center in February 2018 for the celebration which runs with The Famous Monsters Convention. After the Lunch Ladies' initial excitement where they whooped it up like hyenas on crack, the reality of what they had been selected for hit them like a ton of bricks. Seretta lamented: "First we were touched and thankful we were asked to be part of such an iconic festival. But, then

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