Lunch Ladies Use WWJD Hand Sanitizer Religiously - "Cleanliness Is Next To Depperness"
What Would Johnny Do?
This is what the Lunch Ladies asked after the Melvin High school year was cut short due to the quarantine and they were forced to sanitize.
Seretta, rubbing WWJD sanitizer on her pungent pits, said: "Frankly, we're not very clean, so we weren't that hyped on it, but once we asked "WWJD," we knew we had to change our filthy ways. Tell 'em Lou."
LouAnne, slathering WWJD sanitizer on her ducktail as a pomade, nodded: "After Twisted Wonderland Perfumery sent us some "What Would Johnny Do" hand sanitizer, we had our Come To Depper moment and now sanitize religiously."
BOTH: "Thanks Twisted Wonderland Perfumery for teaching us that Cleanliness Is Next To Depperness!"
*If you would like your own WWJD Hand Sanitizer, head over to Twisted Wonderland's site, order whatever scent you want, then put in the SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS that you want the Lunch Ladies' WWJD brand; while you're at it, pick up some of our signature 'Lunch Is Served' Pie Soap - dirty birdies!
Twisted Wonderland Perfumery is located in upstate New York. The name Twisted Wonderland Perfumery is a combination of the owner's favorite things in life: Alice in Wonderland, Smell-Goods, & Horror/Macabre! All of the products are 100% cruelty free and everything is vegan with the exception of the "Deadly Kiss" Lip Balms which contain a small amount of beeswax.
SIGNATURE LUNCH LADIES 'LUNCH IS SERVED' PIE SOAP!