Winner of Two Awards At Women In Horror Audience Award for Lunch Ladies
Best Performance for Donna Pieroni JUST IN! In an astounding, surprise move, the Lunch Ladies have prominently displayed their recent awards from Women In Horror, Austin Revolution, Fargo Fantastic and NOLA Horror on the same shelf as their cherished Johnny Depp VHS Tapes. Apparently, the women manipulated five wins out of the beleaguered film festivals, bringing their illegal stash of trophies and certi
It's astounding, but yes, the Lunch Ladies are up to the same old sh*t. This time they've badgered a beleaguered Austin Revolution Film Fest into seven nominations including: Best U.S. Horror Short, Best U.S. Comedy Short, Scarlet Waters Best Genre Award, Women In Horror Award, Best Genre Filmmaker Tobe Award*, Michelle Mower Female Filmmaker Of The Year Award* and Best FX Award**. Austin Revolution, in a move they've since regretted, met the Lunch Ladies at Nightmares Film
When writer/producer Clarissa Jacobson dared to delve into the reason so many natural disasters are happening in tandem with film fests she's attending, she discovered something shocking:
The Lunch Ladies are behind them.
Earthquakes, mudslides, terrible weather... at Clermont-Ferrand Film Fest in France there was blinding snow, causing the airport to experience massive delays and Jacobson to have a staggering 36 hour traveling experience after missing connections. The
Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled off an incredible feat of mind power by MANIFESTING an awesome review from Midnight Horror Show: "The quality of this film is amazing. Everything from the writing and acting, to the set design, sound, and cinematography were perfect. It couldn't have been better. It felt like a big-budget film you would see in the theater.... This would have been really enjoyable as a feature-length film, and we would love to see this h
The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after getting their first "1" rating on IMDb. Said Seretta, puffing on a cigarillo: "It was really getting boring getting all these lovey-dovey 10's and 9's from complete strangers. Someone gave us a "7" once and that kind of got us excited, but when we got that "1" it really made our day. Variety is the spice of life." LouAnne, toasting with a glass of chardonnay with a black fly in it, said: "What a fantastic way to start off the New Year
The Lunch Ladies have had a fantastic year. Bribing, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Murder, a few film fests... everything has been so wonderful they almost forgot actions have consequences. Seretta, wringing her hands, said: "We've been naughty and we're highly concerned that Santa won't bring us that set of Franklin Mint Johnny Depp Collector Mugs we've had our eyes on all year. I hope to Satan he forgives us, we need those collector mugs." LouAnne nodded: "Six collector mu
With the holidays and several film fests looming - Famous Monsters Silver Scream, Flickerfest, the à la carte section of Clermont-Ferrand and Austin Revolution not to mention the special screening with She Was So Pretty and Compulsion - the Lunch Ladies have enrolled in dancer/choreographer Monika Felice Smith's hip hop classes in an effort to up their cool quotient. Seretta, adjusting pink fuzzy legwarmers above swollen knees, said: "Now that the holidays are upon us and we'
The Lunch Ladies were riding high on their Best Horror Comedy wins at South African Horrorfest, Atlanta Horror Fest and Nightmares Fest when things got even BETTER. Turns out Nightmares Film Festival has a reciprocal agreement with Austin Revolution Film Fest to automatically select some of one another's best films to screen in the next year's line up. Looks like Lunch Ladies along with La Sirena and Girl #2 are headed to Texas!!! This can only mean one thing. Murder pays