#MammothFilmFestival

Itz Movies Feels Sorry For Lunch Ladies, Interviews Them & Regrets It - "Our New BFF"

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 9, 2018
1 min

Itz Movies Feels Sorry For Lunch Ladies, Interviews Them & Regrets It - "Our New BFF"

Reports have surfaced that the Lunch Ladies have "glommed" on to Blogger, Anais Arias of ItzMovies after she interviewed them while they were at Mammoth Film Fest. Apparently Arias, who is super sweet, felt sorry for the Lunch Ladies when no one else wanted anything to do with them, so she agreed to an interview. A decision she would later deeply regret. See the interview HERE Soon after the fateful meeting, the Lunch Ladies assumed "She's our new BFF!" and went on to blow

Lunch Ladies Use Extensive Flattery On Jean Book Nerd Blog To Get An Awesome Interview/Review

Clarissa Jacobson

Mar 5, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Use Extensive Flattery On Jean Book Nerd Blog To Get An Awesome Interview/Review

Dark web sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have used extensive flattery to get themselves an awesome interview/review from self-proclaimed "nerd" bloggers Jean Book Nerd: "Lunch Ladies definitely has a unique spark, one that could benefit from the feature length treatment (with spirit intact) in all of its goo spattered greatness." Read the full story HERE and see the Interview BELOW! Jean Vallesteros, creator/editor of the blog along with her team - James Valle

Lunch Ladies Flabbergasted - Get A+ From Film Threat Without Cheating - Check Into Mental Hospital

Clarissa Jacobson

Feb 14, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Flabbergasted - Get A+ From Film Threat Without Cheating - Check Into Mental Hospital

The Lunch Ladies are flabbergasted and have checked themselves into a Mental Hospital after having received the first A+ they've ever gotten without cheating. Apparently, Film Threat journalist, Bobby LePire was at the Mammoth Film Festival this past weekend and was forced to sit through the Lunch Ladies. Rumors have surfaced that the high altitude f*cked with his head causing this insanely positive review: "Lunch Ladies is one of the funniest, oddly sweet, gory good times t

Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 5, 2018
2 min

Lunch Ladies Manifest Great Review From Midnight Horror Show - "This Positive Thinking Crap Works!"

Reports have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have pulled off an incredible feat of mind power by MANIFESTING an awesome review from Midnight Horror Show: "The quality of this film is amazing. Everything from the writing and acting, to the set design, sound, and cinematography were perfect. It couldn't have been better. It felt like a big-budget film you would see in the theater.... This would have been really enjoyable as a feature-length film, and we would love to see this h

Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"

Clarissa Jacobson

Jan 4, 2018
1 min

Lunch Ladies Thrilled to Get First Lousy Rating on IMDb - "Haters Are Awesome"

The Lunch Ladies are celebrating after getting their first "1" rating on IMDb. Said Seretta, puffing on a cigarillo: "It was really getting boring getting all these lovey-dovey 10's and 9's from complete strangers. Someone gave us a "7" once and that kind of got us excited, but when we got that "1" it really made our day. Variety is the spice of life." LouAnne, toasting with a glass of chardonnay with a black fly in it, said: "What a fantastic way to start off the New Year

Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 21, 2017
1 min

Lunch Ladies Worried Santa Won't Bring Them Johnny Depp Collector Mugs They Asked For

The Lunch Ladies have had a fantastic year. Bribing, Lying, Cheating, Stealing, Murder, a few film fests... everything has been so wonderful they almost forgot actions have consequences. Seretta, wringing her hands, said: "We've been naughty and we're highly concerned that Santa won't bring us that set of Franklin Mint Johnny Depp Collector Mugs we've had our eyes on all year. I hope to Satan he forgives us, we need those collector mugs." LouAnne nodded: "Six collector mu

Lunch Ladies Couldn't Care Less About Mammoth Film Fest Selection - "We Wanna Hot Tub & Snowboard"

Clarissa Jacobson

Dec 19, 2017
1 min

Lunch Ladies Couldn't Care Less About Mammoth Film Fest Selection - "We Wanna Hot Tub & Snowboard"

Dark web sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are acting super excited about being selected to screen at the Mammoth Film Fest - which takes place in the beautiful resort town of Mammoth Lakes, California - but in reality are only interested in hot-tubbing and snowboarding. Apparently both women lied point blank to Mammoth Programmers saying they would be attending the fest to support the film when in fact their only plans are to "snowboard like bitches" and "guzzle S

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