Dark web sources have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies are acting super excited about being selected to screen at the Mammoth Film Fest - which takes place in the beautiful resort town of Mammoth Lakes, California - but in reality are only interested in hot-tubbing and snowboarding.
Apparently both women lied point blank to Mammoth Programmers saying they would be attending the fest to support the film when in fact their only plans are to "snowboard like bitches" and "guzzle Schiltz like hos" in hot tubs.
When called out on their embarrassing comments by the writer/producer of the film - Clarissa Jacobson - the Lunch Ladies retorted:
Seretta: "Clarissa, you are such a killjoy! If you wanna get up early at Mammoth, see films, network and do shit like that, go for it, but we are gonna part-ay."
LouAnne: "Clarissa, you are such a slave driver! We deserve some R&R after going all over the flipping world for all those fests you made us go to this year. At Mammoth we're gonna show off our bikini bods and hit the slopes. Like it or lump it."
The Lunch Ladies play at the Mammoth Film Festival on Friday, February 9 at 8:30PM.
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