• Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies Slip Reviewer At ScareTissue A Mickey Finn To Garner A Great Review

Updated: Jan 29, 2019



Reports from the dark web have confirmed that the Lunch Ladies have sunk to an all time low resorting to slipping reviewer Chewie, from ScareTissue, a Mickey Finn* to garner a great review:

"Lunch Ladies' plot evolves into a bloody good time that is just as cringeworthy as it is beautifully shot. It’s vulgar, it’s silly, it’s gross and it’s well worth the time to watch. You’ll be rooting for the gals by the time it’s over and it comes to an incredibly satisfying ending... "

Said Seretta, sucking down a mint julep at her favorite speakeasy: "We learned about the power of the Mickey through our Uncle Z, who got the electric chair back in '72. The Mickey is harmless when used correctly and offers lasting results."

LouAnne enjoying a whiskey on the rocks, nodded: "After slipping the Mickey to Chewie, we dictated exactly what we wanted him to say and he typed away like a zombie. He woke up feeling refreshed, with his work done and no painful memory of the hell it is to actually write. You're welcome!"

Read the awesome Mickey induced full review HERE!

*According to Wikipedia, a Mickey otherwise known as a Mickey Finn – is a drink laced with a psychoactive drug or incapacitating agent (especially chloral hydrate) given to someone without their knowledge, with intent to incapacitate them."


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Website: www.scaretissue.com Facebook: @scaretissuecom

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Twitter: @scaretissuecom

Follow Chewie at:

Website: www.406northlane.com

Facebook: @406northlane

Instagram: @406northlane

Twitter: @406northlane

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