The Lunch Ladies are shocked.
Reports are confirmed that the Lunch Ladies got into the 33rd Annual Santa Barbara International Fest completely fair and square "without lying, cheating, or stealing."
A first for the women.
Said a bewildered Seretta: "At first we thought we were being gaslighted. Whoever heard of a fest accepting us on our own merits? But, when we got the official welcome letter, a personal email and even filmmaker passes, we had to believe they were serious. Go figure."
Said an equally bewildered LouAnne: "Obviously there are some really twisted programmers over there with an extremely rebellious and unsavory side. The fact that they chose us when we didn't even send a cloaked murder threat or a bloody arm in the mail speaks volumes."
Does this mean the Lunch Ladies will be turning over a new leaf for 2018?
"Highly doubtful. Crime pays!"
Lunch Ladies plays February 8 at 5:40PM and February 9 at 2:40PM in Metro 3.
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