• Clarissa Jacobson

Lunch Ladies Kidnap & Brainwash Horror Society Reviewer: "You Love Us, You Love Us, You Love Us..."

Updated: Jan 29, 2019



In an unprecedented show of unsavory and unethical behavior, the Lunch Ladies successfully brainwashed Mac Brewer from HORROR SOCIETY into giving them a great review:

"Lunch Ladies is a mother fucking masterpiece. This being a short is a crime against humanity and a feature needs to be made. This short is fucking perfect and the world needs more."

See the full review HERE!

Apparently the ladies picked up their brainwashing techniques at a recent Ted Talk, then kidnapped an unsuspecting Brewer at a local 7/11 where he was buying beef jerky.

Said Seretta: "It was super easy. LouAnne flirted with the cashier by showing some skin while I gave Brewer a sniff of chloroform and a blanket party. Minutes later we had loaded him into the trunk of our Buick Le Sabre. From there, we took him to our padded holding cell."

LouAnne nodded: "When he finally came to, he was completely disoriented and that's when we hit him with a 24-hour recording to reform his thoughts about us. By the next morning, his head was lolling, his eyes were glassed over and he blurted out "I love you guys!"

*Brainwashing (aka mind control, coercive persuasion, mind abuse, thought control, thought reform, or effing with someone's head) refers to a process in which Lunch Ladies "systematically use unethical manipulative methods to persuade others to conform to their wishes." Awesome!


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