A shocking report has surfaced that the Lunch Ladies are heading to Palm Springs International ShortFest where they will be wearing dark sunglasses in an attempt to fool everyone into believing they are movie stars.
The Palm Springs Police Department is not happy.
Detective Todd McSweeney, who is the lead investigator on the case, declared:
"For decades this town has been been home to legends such as Frank Sinatra, Liberace, Dean Martin and more. The Lunch Ladies will not make a mockery of our history simply because they got in the Palm Springs ShortFest. We are asking citizens to report any suspicious sightings."
Said Seretta, powdering her nose with some alabaster asbestos she culled from Melvin High (you have to be creative when you're on a fixed Lunch Lady salary): "Let them try and stop us. Nothing says celebrity like the Palm Springs ShortFest and we will not miss this opportunity to be fawned and fussed over. How do I look, Lou?"
LouAnne, applying some shimmery WD40 to her hairy décolletage (you have to be creative when you're on a fixed Lunch Lady salary) gasped: "For the love of Satan! Rett, you look like a flipping celebrity! Thanks PalmSprings ShortFest for the selection, we're ready for our close-up!”
The 24th Palm Springs International ShortFest is one of the largest showcases of short films in North America. The seven-day competitive festival is Academy Award, BAFTA and Goya-qualifying and screens approx. 330 short films from 60 countries. The fest runs June 19-25.
Details on when the Lunch Ladies screen to follow!
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